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What is twofers?
A single mom who has two kids with 2 different fathers. The term can be used for any increment of the principle. So if she has 3 kids and 3 different fathers she is a threefer. 4 kids with 4 different fathers she is a rare fourfer. Finally 5 kids with 5 different fathers she is a fivefer
Guy 1: Hey bro I heard that chick your dating is a twofer?
Guy 2: Whats that?
Guy 1: You know she has 2 kids each with a different father.
Guy 2: Nope she has 3 kids with 3 different fathers
Guy 1: Oh snap bro your dating a threefer!
Guy 2: Haha yup im dating a threefer but I think I just knocked her up so she is gonna be a fourfer soon.
Guy 1: LOL well maybe ill make her a fivefer after your done with her you know I can't miss bro.
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Twofers - what is it?
like two for
A diarrhea attack in the middle of the night, associated with approximately 2 a.m.
Something was up with that chicken. I woke up with a twofer and like to never went back to sleep.
What does "twofers" mean?
A compilation CD combining two albums originally released separately on one disc or with mono and stereo versions on one disc or sometimes in a Deluxe Edition
Examples of the 2 separate albums on one disc include Gram Parsons' "GP" and "Grievous Angel" , the bulk of the Beach Boys' CD reissues of the 60s-70s albums issued in 1990 and 2001, the Flying Burrito Brothers' "Definitive Collection" comp combining "Gilded Palace of Sin" and "Burrito Deluxe" on one disc, the Best of ? and The Mysterians CD combining the "96 Tears" and "Action" albums on ABKCO, the Pozo-Seco Singers' "Time" and "I Can't Make It With You" albums on one CD, the Kingston Trio CD reissues of the Capitol catalog save for their Christmas album. John Mayall's Bluesbreakers has been mono/stereo twofered, the Supremes' "Where Did Our Love Go" album has been mono/stereo twofered in its Anniversary Edition, Jethro Tull's "This Was" has been mono/stereo twofered as part of a Deluxe Edition, Buffalo Springfield's self-titled debut, a lot of the Rascals' CD reissues on Collector's Choice Music including the Amazing Rhythm Aces' "Stacked Deck/" "Too Stuffed To Jump" and "Toucan Do It Too"/"Burning The Ballroom Down," lots of the Jackie Gleason albums, etc., and for that matter, a lot of the other CDs on that label and it's successor, Real Gone Music, are twofers, the same with a lot of the CDs on Collectables including CDs by Billy Joe Royal, Gary Puckett and The Union Gap and many other artists.
Twofers - what does it mean?
back to back blowjobs without ever releasing the penis from the mouth. can only successfully be performed by people with the skill to gently coddle the penis back into a repeat performance as it is very sensitive in the moments immediately following the initial blowjob
in an effort to please her Homer, Marge decided to give him a twofer. first she gave him a screaming blowjob which started with some salad tossing and ball suckling. Once he had cum, with out ever releasing his penis, she gently tongued his very tender and sensitive penis in a soothing manner and eventually it responded to her oral stimulation which she continued in increasing intensity
until she brought him to yet another screaming climax.
Twofers - meaning
A Canadian 24 pack of beer.
Hey you hosers were out of beer, someone needs to run to the ALCB and pick up a Twofer.
Twofers - definition
When buying marijuana a twofer is a deal buying two grams for thirty dollars.
Customer: Hey! can you hook it up with a twofer?
Seller: For sure that will be thirty bucks.
Twofers - slang
A Catholic that only goes to mass on Easter and Christmas. Usually an annoyance to those who go every sunday.
-"We should leave for Christmas mass early."
-"Why?"
-"Becuase all the damn twofers are going to take up the seats!"
Twofers
when you get two things for the effort, price, time, or space of one
1. Hey, I can use this room as an entertainment room and a guest room--it's a twofer!
2. AP classes are twofers in that they count for high school and college.
Twofers
Something you get two at once.
Harry S. is a twofer dayer.
Oh. The deal is a twofer. Buy one, get one free.
Twofers
the action of an overweight female rubbing the tip of two erect penis together.
Monica: Hey guys its twofers Tuesday; let me take care of you.
Guys: Monica we would rather die.