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What is Seller?
A person who proposes that you buy something from them, but upon agreeing to buy, loses all interest in selling their item.
Similar to the definition "Indian Giver" however there was nothing that had been exchanged in this instance.
Typically people who do this have no male genitalia, and abuse the item that they possess by dowsing them in semen...In these instances you're better off keeping your money upon a time comes that you can actually buy an item that isn't riddled with baby batter.
Here is an example, with a name typical of an Indian seller.
David Gregson: "Do you want to buy my iphone?"
Awesome Guy: "Yes"
David Gregson: "I don't want to sell it anymore, I still haven't finished dowsing it in semen"
Awesome Guy: "F**K*NG INDIAN SELLER!"
David Gregson: "Call me names as much as you want, I cant hear you whilst I'm fornicating with my item"
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Seller - video
Seller - what is it?
When, in a memory, one's friend is replaced by one's romantic partner.
"My girlfriend was telling me about this John Cale album I think you'd like."
"Are you joking? I was the one who told you about Paris 1919. You're a victim of the Sellers Effect."
What does "Seller" mean?
best seller, a bitch IS NOT THE BESTSELLER OF ALL TIME DONT LISTEN TO WHAT IT SAYS BIRDS ARENT GODDAMN REAL SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBASS I BEAT JOHN CENA IN AN ARM WRESTLING MATCH AND MADE HIM CRY BITCH, I CAN BENCH AS MUCH AS MY DAD
THE WORD BEST SELLER IS FUCKING STUPID WHY IS IT ON EVERYTHING GOD IM PISSED OFF AND KINDA HORNY
Seller - what does it mean?
a person who is aware of something, but chooses to either ignore it or lie about it; a lair or a fraud
comes from the saying that a watermelon seller does not know if the watermelon is ripe or not but promotes them regardless. it gained notoriety when it was attributed to the president of Turkey, Recep Tayyip ErdoΔan who is described to be a crook and fraud.
Now lets talk about that 'watermelon seller' Erdogan, he sold me a basket of Apples knowing they'd be rotten on the inside.
Seller - meaning
a cool kid who doesnt involve himself in things that will make him look uncool, and who touches himself whilst looking at computers made by the brand 'Excalibur'.
guy 1: wow what a cool kid
guy2: yeah, he's such a sellers
Seller - definition
A woman whose job is to make sandwiches for men, especially Micky.
Woman, a.k.a. Sellers, make me sandwich!
Seller - slang
Young good looking male with the uncontrollable desire to suck well endured penis and he swallows. Sellers won't admit it but he gets a hard on by fat chicks and any blonde haired blue eyed tall man.
Fathers tell their sons..stay away from them sellers.
Seller
Someone who is extremely annoying because all they do is complain about everything all the time.
Guy 1: Where is Joe at?
Guy 2: Who cares, who wants to hang out with a sellers anyway?
Seller
This little padowan has the sexual stamina of a whale. After a stressing day at college, he goes home for a power wank with vaseline handy. He uses pictures of a girl he once met at a bonfire to keep him 'stood to attention'. He also visits the world of warcraft to engage in conversation with milfs and gays alike, both giving im tips on how to reach new levels of sensation, one being sticking his finger up his anus as he reaches climax.
guy 1: hey sellers, what are you doing after college
sellers: im going home to experiment with myself
naveed: i can flilm it and put it on a disk for you
sellers: many thanks, that would be great, then we can play diablo III together
Seller
The very definition of cool. This kind of kid never does anything that will make him look like a nerd and always tries to take credit for everything that is anything. This kid will deny ever Playing World of Warcraft to boost his public popularity and will flipp if anyone says he did. He will have very specifc friends and Acquaintances and he has a best friend called Naveed.
Guy 1: Hey look, its sellers
Guy 2: ..... He is such a cool kid with his best mate Naveed