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What is Fathers?
A motherfucker.
My father is a motherfucker, that's how I was born.
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Fathers - video
Fathers - what is it?
if they have a daughter they become extremely dangerous around the time when their daughter starts dating. THey tend to glare or attack any male within 20 feet of their daughter and then pretend it was an accident. Often times the mother will keep the father at bay when the daughters boy friend comes around. Or hopefully she will otherwise the daughter will have a boyfriend no more.
Oh shit! its my father hide.
What does "Fathers" mean?
faΒ·ther
/ΛfΓ€TΝHΙr/
noun
1. a man in relation to his natural child or children.
2. The man who raises you as his own feeding and teaching you.
Just because you impregnated my mother doesn't mean you are my father.
Fathers - what does it mean?
the opposite of fatherless. used to describe a statement/person that you agree with
person 1: βdream stans suckβ
person 2: βthatβs a fatherful opinionβ
Fathers - meaning
My father is one big motherfucker.
My mum's a father fucker.
My fucker fucked a dad and a mom yesterday.
I am a fucker.
Fathers - definition
That person that was never in ur life
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Oh father, I wish you were here
Fathers - slang
Hey whereβs my father?
He went for milk 16 years ago.
Fathers
A mythical being often said the be the male half/ sperm doner of a childs parental party. Very few have ever been seen
Bruce: I never knew my father
Fathers
A mythical creature said to be on a very long quest to get the ultimate treasure milk
Son: father I like anime women
Father: well son we just actually ran out of milk Iβm gonna go get some at the store
Fathers
There's a crisis of fatherlessness!! Oh no!!! π±
Hym "There's a crisis of fatherlessness... But the men who are sluting out all of the women dont have to stop at one... Which creates the crisis... So to fix the crisis... Men who aren't sluting out all the women have to become the thing that women are attracted to... Which is a man who sleeps with a lot of women... Which creates the crisis... Hmm... That's a feedback loop... Hmm... What solution could there be? Hmm... Fathers need to raise their kids... But if you have too many to raise with too many different woman you can't raise them... The logistics of it make it impossible... And you have too many kids with too many different women because all of the women are sleeping with you... Hmm... I've come to a conclusion! This is clearly the men's fault! They need to stop doing whatever they want and do what I tell them so that women can keep doing whatever they want which is all sleep with the same man... Er... Wait, shit! That's the feedback loop... Damn! I can't figure it out!"