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What is two in the bush?
Used similiar to how if there's one rotten apple more often than not the rest are rotten.
"A shit I died to two guys hiding in a bush".
Tough luck! Theres always two rats in a bush.
two in the bush - video
Two in the bush - what is it?
A solo wank is better than two shags
Do you fancy a shag my lovely? Erm to be honest ' I'm going home to sort myself out ... You know what they say ... One in the hand is worth two in the bush'
What does "two in the bush" mean?
Pulling out and missing is better then having a bunch of bastard children.
Person A "don't worry buddy, you may look like an ass, but remember: "A load in the hand is worth two in the bush"
Parson B "True dat"
Two in the bush - what does it mean?
what you may decide while contemplating your cock rubbing up against some other dude's cock if you were to participate in a 3some with a chick and said dude.
He had his eye on that girl all semester, until she finally invited him to a 3some. At that point he quickly lost interest, deciding that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Two in the bush - meaning
This expression shows the benefits of masterbation over intercourse by saying a bird (your penis) is better in your hand than having both your penises in a bush (vagina).
Women are sometimes not worth the hassle, headache or monitary cost to keep around, despite giving you sex.
Rob: Y'know, Greg, my girlfriend wanted another $20 from me this morning.
Greg: Oh yeah? What for?
Rob: I don't know, she wouldn't tell me. I bet she's cheating on me.
Greg: Why do you think that?
Rob: Well she borrows money from me all the time, and I'm stupid and jump to conclusions.
Greg: Well, my dad always told me that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Rob: You're right.
/corny story
Two in the bush - definition
Referring to the fact that when you're out drinking with your friends, it is twice as hilarious to see someone puke in their hands (preferrably so everyone can see) as it is when said person makes it out of sight to puke (like behind a bush).
That was embarrassing the way you puked in your hands at the bar last night, but you know what they say, a puke in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Two in the bush - slang
having one is better than seeing many
When searching for a better job, remember A bird in the hand... .
Two in the bush
This expression means that it is better to have an advantage or opportunity that is certain than having one that is worth more but is not so certain.
"A bird in the hand," is yours, and it's not going anywhere unless you let it go. But if you leave it and go for "two in the bush," there is no guarantee you'll catch them, you might end up with nothing in the end.
In essence, don't be greedy and stick with what good things you already have, instead of going after something you'll probably never get.
Bob: "I think I'm gonna quit my job..another firm is going to offer me a better job.."
Joe: "Are you sure? You probably shouldn't quit unless you know you're gonna get in for sure. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."
(Weeks later)
Joe: "So how was the interview?"
Bob: "Idk not so good...i don't think the boss is gonna let me come back either..."
Joe: "You're an idiot.."
Two in the bush
Verb
1. The sexual act of jerking off with one hand, and pushing your balls into your girlfriend's muff with the other.
"I was with my GF the other day, and I gave her one in the hand and two in the bush.
Two in the bush
When two rather slutty girls are sucking a male genital which is unkempt, in that it is full of hair.
Friend 1: "Dude last night I was laying in my bed anticipating on shaving my unkempt cack n balls, when 2 girls out of no where jumped on and administered two in the bush."
Friend 2: " Dude that shit is nasty bro."