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What is turd burgular?

coprophiliac,a person w/a sexual fetish toward excrement and its processes

"everytime I go take a dump,that turd burgular follows me into the restroom....it's creepy"

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Turd burgular - what is it?

When having sex through the back door, only to pull your tool out and find a clump of turd attached to your knob

"Turd Burgular" I turd burgled Cindy last Saturday night but disaster averted, I wiped it on her curtains before she found out

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What does "turd burgular" mean?

One who is a theive in the world of turds. He or she may rob the innocent of their stool. This thing may be obsessive of waste products and is fascinated by the pooping process.

"Hey, that turd burgular stole my stool!"

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Turd burgular - what does it mean?

When you're forced to take a dump in a public restroom and you're just about to drop the bomb, when someone comes into the bathroom and tries to open the stall you're in! This cases the shit coming out your ass to suck back in and your meaty dump to be interrupted.

Man, I was taking a dump when this Turd Burgular came in and messed it up.

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Turd burgular - meaning

smoke who steals and smokes bum cigars

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Turd burgular - definition

A homosexual or gay man.

Bruce is such a turd burgular.

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Turd burgular - slang

One who burgles shit(turds).
A total cocksmoker.

I saw Paul turd burgle my poop out of the tarlet!!

Vishy is a fag and a total turd burgular.

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Turd burgular

someone who fucks butts and likes it 2

yo mom you are a total turd burgualr

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Turd burgular

When you defecate but forget to flush only to come back later and find your cat pawing at said turd as if it was planning to steal it.

I caught my cat being a turd burgular last night.

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Turd burgular

a big raving gayboy who loves taking and receiving other peoples bum love.

ure a fucking turd burgular, go lick my brown star you fool!

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