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What is truck fuck?
One is brain-dead, useless, jabronified, not worth the epidermal layer covering one's body; a waste of space.
Are you sure you want to marry that tool? It appears as though he may be the genetic by-product from the syphilitic abortion of a Mongolian truck fuck! Gimme a break, please!
truck fuck - video
Truck fuck - what is it?
1. When a couple of guys, preferably: short, conservative, hicks who live too far from the nearest technical college to get an education and drive F-150s to deny having a penis any smaller than they do already, get together for some good old fashion binge drinking and get too drunk to remember they touched weiners last night.
2. When Republicans mistakenly misstep their moral boundaries and do something gay.
Hick 1: "That party last night was crazy!"
Hick 2: "Too bad we didnt get any pussy."
Hick 3: "Why does my mouth taste like dick?"
Some chick: "Drunk Truck Fuck!"
What does "truck fuck" mean?
The sexual position where the underside of a car is removed, so as to have the road right under you, and to proceed to fuck with one person hanging out. When the underside is cut out, critical elements may end up removed, so park on top of a hill, so the car can roll down once ready.
T: Dude, last night me and Cindy totally Indiana truck-fucked, just like in the movie!
N:What movie? Oh, that one with your mom in it called the indiana truck-fuck.
T: Dude, use caps. we went to school for a reason, you know.
Truck fuck - what does it mean?
Truck Fucking is when a small wimpy man proceeds to fuck a large women(body builder) and becomes the bitch.
A: Hey Joe.
B: Hey Matt.
B: So, how was it?
A: Not good, she totally truck fucked me.
B: Hey I'm getting a Truck Fuckingtonight maybe you wanna--
A: Go home!
Truck fuck - meaning
An owner of an American pick up truck, often a devout Christian, who thinks global warming is a farce.
Owner of several guns.
Often found in wedding chapels with own sister/mother
An urban redneck
that "truck-fuck" married his sister
Jamie-Steve is a complete "truck-fuck"
Truck fuck - definition
when some punk ass security gaurd comes at me and my friends when we are skateboarding and tries to take our boards...we hit him with the truck of our board...
"oooh dude, you just got truck fucked!"
Truck fuck - slang
The act of being caught behind a semi and being fucked over due to its slow rate of acceleration. It can occur at a traffic light or while being stuck in a lane behind a truck.
1: That semi just pulled out in front of me going 30 on the fucking highway!!
Sounds like you just got truck fucked.
2: I just truck fucked that entire lane by not letting anyone pull out, I'm awesome.
You're a douchebag.
Truck fuck
When there is so many goddamn semi trucks in your way. This applies in heavy streams of traffic when all you see is trucks.
"Why were you late to work today?" -Rachel
"I ran into a major truck fuck this morning" -Sam
Truck fuck
anal,butt, ass, intercourse,buttfuck
to get rammed up the anus so hard, that it feels like a truck went through it
Look at the way she walks, methinks she got truck fucked last night, poontang style.
Truck fuck
Violent act done with a skateboard, usually by a skater.
The individual holds the skateboard and hits something with the axel, which is called a truck. If done right, it can hurt.
Jimmy: So what happened with you and that rent a cop
Clint: Well i was going to give him the street crunch but i just truck fucked him in the teeth when he was down.