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What is tourniquet?

A wedding ring. Implying that sex will end or at least be decreased in regularity following marriage.

Damn, I think I left my sex tourniquet on the nightstand before I went out. God, I my wife doesn't come home early.

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Tourniquet - what is it?

Tourniquet is a great thrash band that has released awesome albums. They have a great technical talent: the band's leader, Ted Kirkpatrick, is one of the most awesome drummer's in thrash; maybe is not as good as Dave Lombardo or Nick Menza, but he is awesome with the drums. Gary Lenaire and Mark Lewis, the original guitarists, were astounding guitarists; they made great riffs and solos. Guy Ritter, the lead vocalist, made a kick-ass work while he was in the band. All the other members were pretty great too, but these were the guys in the first album, Stop the Bleeding.

They are a great band, one of the greatest thrash bands in history; but they are not very known only because they a Christian band. I recommend songs like "Viento Borrascoso", "A Dog's Breakfast", "Ready or Not", "Ark of Suffering" or "Pathogenic Ocular Dissonance".

Tourniquet most famous song is "Ark of Suffering".

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What does "tourniquet" mean?

When you grip your dick with immense force while jizzing to prevent the destruction of any article of clothing or furniture within a 10 foot radius.

Guy 1: Dude, that video I watched last nice was so crazy I had to do the tourniquet on my dick!
Guy 2: Please never speak to me again.

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Tourniquet - what does it mean?

A sexual position in which a man inserts his testicles into a woman's anus and allows her to constrict around them.

That chick was such a whore, she begged me for a tourniquet after I gave it to her in the butt.

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Tourniquet - meaning

One of the best heavy metal bands ever. By the way, they are not grind/grundge... the first 3 records were thrash, the 4th one was hard rock and they went back to play heavy stuff in the 21st century.

I can't way for a new Tourniquet album!

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Tourniquet - definition

The best band in the history of grind-core/grunge. Their drummer rocks me.

Ted Kirkpatrick is a drummer for tourniquet and he rocks me.

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Tourniquet - slang

A clothe or band tightening around a part of the body (like an arm)

Used to stop blood flow temporarily

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Tourniquet

a song by evanescence

"my god, my tourniquet. return to me salvation!!!!"

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Tourniquet

The dictionary defines a tourniquet as a surgical device for arresting / stopping haemorrhage by compression of a blood vessel.

Meaning could be adapted a couple of ways:
(Surgical) Cloth or band tightened around a part of the body (like the arm) to stop blood flow temporarily.
(Religious) What Christ offers to anyone who comes to Him - Psalm 147:3 says that, "He heals the broken-hearted and binds up their wounds".

You choose your own meaning.

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Tourniquet

A piece of rubber like a string tied around the arm in the bicep region to stop blood flow. Used to expose a vein when shooting heroin.

Tie the tourniquet around my arm so I can see where I'm shooting.

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