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What is touching grass?
An insult used on people whose views of the world have deviated so far from reality that it makes you wonder, "Man, have they ever seen the real world? Do they ever go outside? Heck, do they even know what something as basic as grass feels like?"
"i'm dreamsexual uwu!! X3" "...go touch grass"
touching grass - video
Touching grass - what is it?
What everybody in quarantine desperately needs right now
Bro 1: Man, I've been cooped up in my home for two months now
Bro 2: You really need to go outside and touch grass my dude
What does "touching grass" mean?
Personally, Something I highly recommend you do.
"You have been playing Minecraft for days now, I think you should be touching grass."
Touching grass - what does it mean?
Something you haven't been doing
Person 1: Have you been touching grass?
Person 2: Whats grass?
Touching grass - meaning
It means you’re developing “chronically online syndrome” and need to go outside and get off the Internet for a while and get back in touch with reality.
“Gamers are so oppressed because femmoids hate men.”
“Dude, go touch grass.”
Touching grass - definition
used to describe people who may have been acting/talking in a sexual way ; telling them to get outside more
ben was acting so horny. he needs to go outside and touch grass
Touching grass - slang
When somebody makes something non sexual, sexual. Meaning you have to get out more.
“Go touch grass” AKA “You need to get out more!”
Girl 1: “I am so wet rn from the rain!”
Girl 2: “That’s what she said 😏”
Girl 1: you seriously have to touch grass
Touching grass
something that you say to someone who basically never goes outside
I need to touch grass
Touching grass
When someone is delusional or acting unrealistic, like they don't know how the world works anymore, this is a way to tell them they need to get offline and experience the "real" world
Created during the COVID-19 pandemic, when everyone was instructed to stay home as much as possible, limiting the amount of social interaction people experienced to mostly-online.
Super-Woke Becky tried to tell me "touch grass" was ableist because some people can't physically touch grass. She's the queen of people who need to touch grass.
Touching grass
used when someone is doing something weird, stupid, or pointless. it means they need to come back to reality, they need to get some fresh air and get back in touch with how the real world works.
"been keeping track of my crush's snap score. she's most active on friday, least active on monday, most-"
"dude. you need to go touch grass. get a job or something damn"
"the word 'crazy' is inherently ableist and harms neurodivergent people"
"oh my god. please touch grass"