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What is touch yourself?
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You Unzip, You Go To The Urinal and You Touch Yourself
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touch yourself - video
Touch yourself - what is it?
a funny phrase to say after any question
Friend: Why do i suck?
Me: Because you touch yourself at night
What does "touch yourself" mean?
The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!
Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
Touch yourself - what does it mean?
One of the most popular theories as to how the dinosaurs become extinct.
Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Because you touch youself at night!
Touch yourself - meaning
The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.
Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
Touch yourself - definition
Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'
"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
Touch yourself - slang
Not the eternal 'you'll-burn-in-hell' admonition from parents, nuns and priests received by millions of adolescents. Now, it's your face that is the forbidden body part.
Quietly closing the door behind her, stripping off her gloves, sliding out of her mask, she kept repeating "Don't touch yourself" although she desperately craved the feel of her own fingers.
Touch yourself
1. A make-up for not being able to tell someone to go fuck themselves due to a reason.
2. A way of pointing out a personal problem.
1. Yeah well, go touch yourself.
2. Well why don't you go touch yourself some more like you always do.
Touch yourself
1.) The act of pleasuring oneself, aka solo masturbation; can be performed by either male or female.
2.) A growingly popular phrase used as an insult/comeback
Alex: Yeah well you're just big fat ho anyway!
Ben: Listen Alex go touch yourself & then take a long walk off a short pier!
John: ooooh ben hit him with the TYS... no comin back from that
Touch yourself
Peter: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Teacher: Because you touch yourself at night!