What is top cunt?

A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.

My partner is a top-shelf cunt.

Top cunt - what is it?

A person that uses the best quotes from memes but uses them in the way that will tear your pure soul to shreds and make you feel as though you have no words to come back and defend yourself with.

“Fuck ya chicken strips diggity dawg” replied the Top Dawg Savage Cunt

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What does "top cunt" mean?

Someone with all the stuff you want, lording it around it around like a cunt… but a top tier one.

Chris owns an air fryer, a pizza oven and has a Gousto subscription. Chris is a top tier cunt.

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Top cunt - what does it mean?

Just another way to say camel toe.

Crystal's bathing suit bottoms were so tight, it looked like she had a split top cunt loaf.

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Top cunt - meaning

person who thinks he is cool with a flat top haircut

"look at that flat top cunt, what a wanker"

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Top cunt - definition

The highest level of cunt rating someone can achieve. It is usually used to describe someone within a friendship group who has done something for a prolonged period of time to piss someone/a group of people off. When someone has reached Top Cunt status they can be referred to as TC until it is recognized within the friendship group that the TC has learnt the error of their ways. However, the term cannot be applied to a person when it is evident that they are just joking around. If someone cannot take the banter, the label of TC will not only NOT be given to the distributor of the banter, but the person who cannot take the banter will be jokingly referred to as the TC for a week.

TOMMY D: "Yesterday in town Mortimer told me that Simon P was sleeping with Jess W"
BRADSHAW: "WTF, gutted for Barratt. Simon P is a fucking Top Cunt!"

ANDY: "Bowers was moaning again about getting rinsed for being pissed on/smelling of piss, being a junkie and fingering a 15 year old when his now 18. He just keeps on overreacting when it gets brought up each time"
GRACE: "Well, maybe if he's given TC status for a week he will stop going tribal on us!"
ANDY: "Good fucking shout, give him a slap with your dildo while your at is as well!"

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