What is tofu?

an amazing person who has the best friends. tofu is the type of person that would do anything for their friends from just free art comms to doing something risky. tofu is in artistic genius but is too scared to start comms because they dont know how it would go, from ugly art to overpriced commisions, they just cant get it together

Person 1: oh hey its tofu!!!!!!!
Tofu: hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris: holy fucking shit its tofu hi tofu
Tofu: hello chris

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Tofu - what is it?

= Lesbien Sex, i.e lacking meat

Did you get your TOFU last night

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What does "tofu" mean?

Gelatinous, pretty much flavorless hunks of bean curd. Good addition of (some, but not all kinds of) protien to a vegetarian diet, and it can be flavored pretty easily.

Ever since I became vegetarian, I started eating more (free range) eggs, nuts, mushrooms (heh), and tofu!

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Tofu - what does it mean?

(taboo) an offensive word used to describe a heterosexual man

All tofus are the same: squishy, unattractive and taste bad.
What's the tofu doing in a gay bar?

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Tofu - meaning

(noun)originally, a womans sexual flesh;
in Chinese and in dual Chinese-American culture, "tofu" refers to the flesh, particularly the sexual flesh;
in modern use, it is used by a man or a woman when one of them physically attempts to 'get some skin';
is a playful sexual term ; the Chinese and Chinese American version of "get some ass", or "cop a feel".

Man and a woman physically cloese, on a date or s/th, the man subtly tries to get his hand on the womans breast: the woman in this situation says playfully " Hey! Are you trying to eat my tofu?!"
In Chinese the expression is " Ni xiang chi wo tofu ma?!"

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Tofu - definition

Bean curd most commonly ate by vegetarians. Even though it is a white, cheese-like block, it is a substitute for meat to non-carnivores. It is very high in protein and tastes delicious