Definder - what does the word mean?

What is TOFU?

(noun)originally, a womans sexual flesh;
in Chinese and in dual Chinese-American culture, "tofu" refers to the flesh, particularly the sexual flesh;
in modern use, it is used by a man or a woman when one of them physically attempts to 'get some skin';
is a playful sexual term ; the Chinese and Chinese American version of "get some ass", or "cop a feel".

Man and a woman physically cloese, on a date or s/th, the man subtly tries to get his hand on the womans breast: the woman in this situation says playfully " Hey! Are you trying to eat my tofu?!"
In Chinese the expression is " Ni xiang chi wo tofu ma?!"

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TOFU - what is it?

Bean curd most commonly ate by vegetarians. Even though it is a white, cheese-like block, it is a substitute for meat to non-carnivores. It is very high in protein and tastes delicious

Tofu is the perfect substitute for meat to a vegetarian, not to mention good-tasting and healthy.

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What does "TOFU" mean?

bean curd that tastes good accompanied with italian dressing.

my cat stole some of my tofu

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TOFU - what does it mean?

Troll beef; To have fake beef with someone or something; The opposite of beef(ing)

"Don't worry, they're not actually upset at each other. It's just some tofu for the crowd."

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TOFU - meaning

The white squarish lumps in your miso soup, Quite tasty.

Takasan tofu watashi-wa miso jodai.

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TOFU - definition

A bean-curd that is created in Asia. Its tastes really good. Even tastes better in stews and/or kimchi

Tofu is perfect in stews or kimchi.

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TOFU - slang

bean curd, that is good with everything, meat for vegans

fried tofu...mmmm TASTY!

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TOFU

Ghetto slang acronym for the following phrases:

1. To Fuck Up
2. Totally Fuck Up
3. Too Fucked Up(or Totally Fucked Up)
4. Too Old For You

1. Yo biatch, gimme back d'ose G to da Bizzears 'fore I'm going TOFU yo trick ass self!

2. Ayyo, tonite I'm gonna TOFU dat niggapotamus fo' tryin ta sleep wit ma girl!

3. *crying* My momma's bernie, yo. Breast cancer. This is just TOFU!

4.

High School Kid 1: Yo mah dogg, our new english teacher be so dayum hot, I wanna be a man and make da bitch moooaaaan!

High School Kid 2: Nawww G, she being about 30 and you 18 years old, dat woman be TOFU!

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TOFU

Acronym standing for Totally Obnoxious Foodie Urbanite

"FU to you too TOFU," I said to the guy giving me a hard time about the menu.

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TOFU

(acronym) Trash, Open, Forward Unopened. Physical mail options for roommate who has moved out.

you: *texts photo of big bulk coupon envelope* TOFU?
old roommate: trash it. thx fam

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