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What is toboggan?
Another word for condom.
Never go scroggin'(see definition to scroggin') without a "toboggan".
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toboggan - video
Toboggan - what is it?
Tobogganism: The belief that the great god Tobogganai is on an uprise. The belief also interprets that after death, Zealots are carried to the afterlife in a Platinum Toboggan. Most followers and or Zealots wear elongated sock hats referred to as Tobögganes. The after realm is commonly referred to as Tobogga. Tobogganism was founded by Jamalla Jarvison McMafuckin'spanky (also referred to as Motha fucking McSpanky) in 1806. While ancient prophecies have condemned that all humans (even with other religious beliefs) are tobogganists. The earliest recognitions of Tobogganism do however refer to the Ancient Druids, while Saint McSpanky disagrees otherwise. Places of worship include but are not limited to: The universal Temple of Tobogganai, St. Chubbs Fellowship LLC, and many more. Currently, Tobagganism consists if a mere 2,376 followers. While most members believe in pure peace, other believe that a harmony is yet to come in a not so distant future. Are you a tobogganist?
Chubbs: are you a tobogganist? Or have you ever heard of Tobogganism?
Stranger: What the hell is a tobogganist?
Chubbs: We tobogganists worship the great god Tobogganai!
Stranger: *quickly walks away*
What does "toboggan" mean?
When you do a weighty poo then look back into the bowl of the toilet to find that it has magically disappeared. This is in fact a product of fluid dynamics and physics, with the momentum of the poo as it hits the surface of the lavatory providing sufficient exit velocity to skip over the u-bend and out of the bowl.
Wow I’ve done a toboggan
Toboggan - what does it mean?
When the two hottest chicks ever race down the snowy slope; a winter sport in Newmarket; Not for jokes, they don't make the landings
S and E went tobogganing together down the snowy hill
Toboggan - meaning
Sexual act where the "butch" isgiving some to the "bitch" from behind while near a slope. The butch will then knock her arms away to 'ride' him/her down slope. If the bitch is sitting on the butch, and his back is near the slope, he/she may push him back to ride.
oh yeah... that's good *punch*
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Toboggan - definition
When a male has sex with a female on the second floor of the stairs, and once he has an orgasm, he knocks out the female, and rides her down the stairs.
Dude, we should totaly toboggan that bitch tonight.
Toboggan - slang
This is a sexual position where a snowy slope and a women is needed, at the top of the hill, you thrust her up the ass, then push yourself and her down the slope, keep thrusting untell the end of the hill.
-Man I tobogganed that bitch last week so hard, that she still as the frost bites and bruises.
-Fuck thats crazy, i should try it!!!!
Toboggan
At the top of a flight of stairs, as you’re doggy-styling a chick, give her a modified donkey punch between her shoulders. As her arms fly into the air, grab her wrists and thrust… You should be able to ride her down the stairs like a toboggan.
º11:44pmºdude i asked this girl to go tobogganing with me and she said yes
Toboggan
"Hey, get out your toboggan, not your hat, and let's go sled riding.
Toboggan
a sexual position in which the male is ridding the female near the stairs and proceeds to knock her arms out from under her and ride her down the stairs
i tobogganed that bitch all the way down the stairs last night, where we found her parents