Definder - what does the word mean?

What is u-bend?

A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.

I knew I was shitting bricks, I looked between my legs on the throne and found I laid a U-bend acrobat!

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u-bend - meme gif

u-bend meme gif

u-bend - video


U-bend - what is it?

Arranging oneself in such a position that when one sticks one's nose up the arse of a partner, and the partner farts powerfully, the gas enters the nose of the first party and leaves the mouth - thus tickling the balls of the farter.

Hmm that were a reet powerful Cheltenham U-Bend there our Kes.

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What does "u-bend" mean?

a turd so big that it blocks the u bend

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U-bend - what does it mean?

A turd that is submerged in the U-bend of the toilet like the german submarines (U-boats) used to hide beneath the surface of the sea. 9 out of 10 U-bend U-boats are unflushable in the average toilet.

For fucks sake, that U-bend U-boat just won't flush! Pass me the bog brush Dave, it turd bustin' time!

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U-bend - meaning

When the tone of your fart goes from high to low to high

Man: *farts*
Other man: ah good fart but not a "u-bend"

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