What is toastness?

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY; ALL TOASTERS, TOAST T O A S T

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Toastness - what is it?

When one eats too much toast resulting in exuberance and joy. However, the toast does not agree with ones stomach and results in 'Toastfullness'

Gwinney ate too much toast today and he was feeling very toastfulness at lunch in herons

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What does "toastness" mean?

Being totally fucked from shmoking the weed.

Dude I've drilled like 10 hotties and I'm totally toasted.

I'm so toasted man that I'm sitting on the couch, wrapped in a blanket and dreamin about a glass of water.

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Toastness - what does it mean?

A word referring to the word gun. Alson, a term used when u no u will be im trouble.

Example 1: Gangster # 1: "We gonna bust this foo"
Gangster # 2: "Did you bring da toast"

Example 2: Principle on loudspeaker: Will Billy Sherman please report to the principles office?

Billy: Shit, I'm toast

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Toastness - meaning

to move - particlarly to move fast.

"Toast to McColls!"

"Toast on over the now and you should make it before 9pm"

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Toastness - definition

To roast someone in a playful manner in order to maintain good relations with them. Furthermore, a toast may be given to someone if they are too much of a pussy to handle a whole roast.