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What is thread the needle?A sexual action in which the man is laying flat on the ground and the woman is standing direct front of him, she then jumps and does a summersault, landing with her vagina neatly filled with cock. (Some Injury may occur) Man1: Did you hear about jed? thread the needle - videoThread the needle - what is it?The series of motions, performed by some men when attempting to urinate while afflicted with morning wood, whereby they bend at the waist and squat while tucking the junk. This guides everything that would be sticking up back to the down position, thereby avoiding spills and crush related injuries. What's wrong Karl, why are you walking like that? What does "thread the needle" mean?A person is taking a dump, and a person has to piss. So the person pisses between the poopers legs without splashing or dribbling. Last night I was so drunk I was threading the needle. Thread the needle - what does it mean?Trying to have sex while flaccid "I was so drunk last night I was practically threading the needle with that girl." Thread the needle - meaningRubbing a penis in-between two vaginas pressed against each other When in a threesome with two girls, threading the needle is the best way to please them both at the same time with the same cock. Thread the needle - definitionEjaculating into the end of someone else's penis. Last night, I caught Gary threading the needle of some homeless guy in the park. Thread the needle - slangWhen you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies. Andrew: Man I was really threading the needle last night when I woke up to this weird dream about the Cowboys. Thread the needleThe act of killing someone in a shooter game by shooting the bullet through a narrow space at distance . Usually done with a sniper rifle and with only one shot. Gamer : Dude i was playing Bad Company 2 and all i could see was this campers scalp about half the map away between two hummers through my scope one shot one kill. Thread the needleWhile driving,walking,or running you weave in and out of obstacles (other cars, people, etc.) in your path. Last night while driving I was threading the needle an made it home in half the time! Thread the needleSexual intercourse before starting a task. Man visits female friend. |
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