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What is the sock puppet?
When you're fucking a girl in the ass and pull out and accidentally give her a pink sock aka prolapse. Then you're all like "damn baby I just pulled your fucking intestines out yo asshole!" So you have to man up and be chivalrous and shit and push that shit back up in her butt. So you punch her prolapse back in for her but your arm gets stuck up inside her anal cavity, causing you to be able to control her basic motor functions, making her your sock puppet.
"Yo dude did you take that chick home last night?"
"Hell yea I did, and let me tell you bro, she was such a freak that she let me sock puppet her."
"You lucky SOB."
the sock puppet - video
The sock puppet - what is it?
A man who is totally whipped by his woman - her hand is way up his butt, controlling him like a sock puppet.
She has that man on a short leash, she snaps and he jumps - he is such a sock puppet!
What does "the sock puppet" mean?
Homer Simpson's greatest fear.
<Marge> Sock puppets!
AAAAH!
The sock puppet - what does it mean?
(verb)(political)
Used to describe a person who has no original thoughts, opinions, or ideas of his/her own. Instead they regurgitate the "party-line" or talking points of others; usually of their particular political party.
Sock puppets can be seen on FauxNews and on Talk Radio. The GOP will put out its talking points and you can pick out the sock puppets because they will repeat the talking points; usually words for word.
Sock puppets can be seen among the Democrats and Left as well typically among young liberals who have adopted liberal bias without actually thinking. These specimens exist but are far more uncommon than amoung the Republicans, conservatives, christians and other right-wingers. Whose sock puppets cover the entire spectrum, as right-wingers are more likely to accept things on faith alone. Because if their leaders say its true, then it has to be true.
1. Get a clue! You're Dubya's sock puppet.
2. Limbaugh is the GOP's sock puppet.
3. Look you sock puppet if I wanted to hear from you I'd turn on FauxNews.
4.
Sock Puppet: "it's Clintons fault."
Real Person: "Man you are a sock puppet."
The sock puppet - meaning
note: you have to be pretty strong to do this, or have a midget girlfriend.
hokay, what you do is get your girlfriend and/or slut and you start to fist her. once youre safely inside, you lift her up in the air with the hand inside her cooch, effectively making it look as though you have a puppet on that hand.
"dear god, i dont think ill ever have kids after the sock puppet john pulled on me last night!"
The sock puppet - definition
When you get a massive erection from your doctor giving you a prostate exam
In college, I used to sock puppet a few guys in my free time at the fraternity. It was a weird experience, but I think I have a new fetish. r/InTheAss."
The sock puppet - slang
(v) The act of cramming one's arm so far up someones ass that you can control all their movements.
The only way that <insert subordinate here> should ever do anything or speak is if you're completely sock puppetting him.
The sock puppet
1: A fake personality, usually a 'friend' or 'sister,' created by a drama queen/king for the sake of defending him/herself against others in an online forum.
2: Someone who might be an actual person but behaves like the above, defending someone who really deserves no defense.
After mskyootie44 left the board in a snit, she made a sock puppet claiming to be her sister that told us we should all be ashamed of how mean we were because mskyootie was cutting herself in the bathroom.
The sock puppet
An account made on an internet message board, by a person who already has an account, for the purpose of posting more-or-less anonymously.
The sock puppet
"Everyone's afraid of something."
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"