Definder - what does the word mean?

What is the schedule?

To coordinate schedules or calendars in order to set an appointment, event, or the like.

We need to speak to the rest of the family so we can schedulate the reunion.

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the schedule - video


The schedule - what is it?

A word often effiminitely mispronounced by elitists or pseudo-elitists, often faking, or using a real, British accent. The pronunciation of this word is: 'sKedyool' as opposed to the artsy and stupid: 'sHedyool.'
Proof of this finding is two fold. Firstly there is NO other commonly used, non-generic, English word which starts with 'sch' pronounced with the 'sh' sound. Secondly, any 'sh' word in the English language starts with those same two letters: 'sh' - for those reading this who pronounce 'schedule' 'sKedyool' I had to repeat the obvious!

'sh' words pronounced with the 'sh' sound:
shoe, shot, shit, should, sheik, shook, shoot, shew, shrew, shrewed, shell, she, shore, shone, shop, shall, sheep, sheen +++

Examples of 'sch' words pronounced with the 'sh' sound: ?

Examples of 'sch' words pronounced with the 'sk' sound:
school, schizophrenic, scheme, schematic, scholar, scholastic, schedule +++

Indeed there are words with the 'sh' sound which start with 'sch' but are derivitives or generic words from another language. Examples are: schnapps (Dutch), Schneider (German name), schnitzel (European cut of meat.)

In closing - to best exemplify this - try using the word 'schizophrenic' in a sentence using the 'sh' sound.

Max: *with a thick English accent* "I heard that Arthur's son does not attend Eton because he is a 'shitsophrenic.'
Scott: "Indeed he does not attend Eton; but not because he is a 'skitsophrenic' but because he doesn't want to be around assholes like you who pronounce 'skedyool' 'shedyool!"

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What does "the schedule" mean?

On the regular schedule; sometimes; when I feel like it

I'm on my schedulely diet.

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The schedule - what does it mean?

Urban slang for a controlled substance regulated under the Controlled Substance Act. The substances are listed in a series of "schedules" numbered I through V, depending on when it was first subjected to federal regulation. These substances can be found at 21 C.F.R. ยง 1308 et seq.

"The five-oh came a'runnin' to pick up dem hoppers slangin' on the corners, but dey stopped me, and I had'a'had a little schedule in my pocket I forgot about."

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The schedule - meaning

List of things in order of when you will do it

Guys schedule:
Morning wood
Look up porn
Search random shit on ud
watch football

sex

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The schedule - definition

A way of describing that you are taking a dump once a day.

Julian: Dude, I'm back on the schedule.
Cameron: I've been on it since I started eating those cafeteria meals.

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The schedule - slang

A serious condition in which one's schedule has becomes inflamed, causing extreme pain, fatigue, and stiffness of the calendar.

Mary: "Hey Bob! Can you do happy hour on Wednesday? "
Bob: "Sorry. No can do. I have a bad case of schedulitis."

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The schedule

Chubby middle age goober, easily irritated usually from Philly, also referred to as scheduling dickhead, prick, homo, ect. Sexually frustrated and some times happy go lucky guy.

That scheduling dickhead have me working late on my Friday.

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The schedule

Being forced to do something you don't really want to do or having unwanted obligations. Usually refers to a controlling girlfriend.

Nicole wants me to go with her to see some chick flick on Saturday night. It's all one big schedule with her.

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The schedule

something you may or may not be put on depending on the color of your skin. this sked-you-hule is an important piece of paper in the deli/pizza industry. if your boss is mustafa, you should just kiss your ass goodbye.

"Hi, Im here for the schedule"
"You are not on this sked-you-hule"

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