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What is Schneider?
An extremely creepy person; usually referred to as a man, but can also be a woman. Comes from the actor, Rob Schneider, who is rather creepy looking. Funny, but creepy.
"Who is that lurking in the darkness?"
"Eeeew, what a schneider!"
"Wow, that guy in the car next to us is such a schneider. He keeps staring!"
"Why are molesters always schneiders? Like, why do they always look super creepy?"
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Schneider - video
Schneider - what is it?
Placing a hand into anothers armpit. It is a game to play with friends. When you place your hand in their armpit you say "Schneider!". Similar to tag. The last one to "Schneider" the other wins. There is no time limit. It is just a never ending game of torture. It is primarily meant for unsuspecting victims. Ex: They are reaching for something, not aware they are playing, holding an urn etc. Although forced Schneider-ing IS allowed.
Note:Do not Schneider shirtless people. For obvious reasons.
John is reaching for his phone. Joe sneaks behind John and while shoving his hand into John's armpit shouts "schneider".
What does "Schneider" mean?
Whilst masterbating, you rub the tip of your penis using your thumb in successive motion.
Guy 1: Hey bro can't believe Kris told me how he masterbates. Supposedly, he just Schneider's lol. Guy 2: He probably has a curved tip ha
Schneider - what does it mean?
Verb - 1. To act like a complete non-hetero. 2. To be rejected by most forms of social culture. 3. To have a nack for failing at life.
Dude, that kid just totally schneidered himself.
Professor Broker would never be caught dead schneidering around.
Oh man, Eric schniedered the party last night. I wanted face fuck him.
Schneider - meaning
Avi Schneider has a tiny penis
Avi Schneider looked down and tried fingering his pussy.
Schneider - definition
A girl who likes to accessibly meow in any public establishment.
There goes Schneider again, meow like usual.
Schneider - slang
He is a very nice guy. Plays lots of intruments, very talented, smart, a class clown, ALWAYS gets into trouble, has lots of friends and a heartthrob in school. Girls be careful when you see him, you’ll fall for him instantly like I did.
Girl: Holy shit, that guy is sex on legs!
Boy: Yeahh, he’s my homie, he’s name is Schneider.
Schneider
A pretentious, white, Caucasian, egotistical, asshole bastard whom hails from Oklahoma City and has a white residue surrounding his nostril region.
Hey that guy Sure is a douche. I bet he is a Schneider.
Schneider
A smart tall handsom black boy with a big D and glasses only gets as and bs in class
omg schneider is so hot
Schneider
A handjob given in a school library.
Sarah got caught giving Hunter a Schneider and gave Hunter the nickname "Schneider" for the rest of his life.