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What is the rizzler?
People who think they can rizz up anyone but in reality can't pull to save their life.
Jacob: "wow I have such good rizz, I can pull anyone."
Everyone else: "nah man, you're a rizzler.
the rizzler - video
The rizzler - what is it?
Common term for a work colleague (often male) who displays one or more of the following traits:
- Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to work each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on colleagues whenever something goes wrong and throws them in front of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘one direction’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘obviously’ and ‘key’, even when something isn’t obvious, or even remotely relevant for that matter.
- Is paid in the order of 300% above industry standards for other people of similar aptitude and intelligence
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little rizzlers’ to do his bidding
- Has every edition of GQ committed to memory
- Occasionally murders German backpackers and stores them under his floorboards
Tony: Yo Lance you’re not going to believe this, I just caught our Account Director jerking off in the stairwell whilst yelling out the words ‘key’ and ‘obviously’, while trying to catch his jizz in a Dixie cup!
Lance: What did I tell you Tony - the guy is a total Rizzler!
What does "the rizzler" mean?
Someone who has an extreme amount of Rizz
Bros the Rizzler
The rizzler - what does it mean?
A person who can pull anyone and has W rizz, mainly their name is Yool.
"Bro that guy is a Rizzler"
The rizzler - meaning
A God who's game is like no other
Don: Look at ptoughneigh, he's the Rizzler
Charles: so much Rizz!
The rizzler - definition
Someone like Eric Marker from Amherst High School who has incredible rizz with any girl he comes across (or boys). His rizz is almost forbidden
Bro1: Hey bro have you heard of the rizzler?
Bro2: You mean Eric marker? Hell yeah! He’s got the unspoken rizz
The rizzler - slang
The ultimate rizzlord. this man has every bitch in the world and an infinite get out of jail free, infinite uno reverse, and most of all, infinite rizz. He is the man she tells you not to worry about. He is the embodiment of rizz itself.
Note: Always starts with a capital letter. There is only one Rizzler. Higher than the rizzard of oz and the council of rizzlords in terms of rizz. Leader of the council of rizzlords.
Alias: Gigachad, Him, Sigma male, The Goat
Bill: Yo that dude gets so many motherfuckin bitches.
Tom: Yeah, he's the rizzler.
The rizzler
the one and only god of rizz this title can only be held by one person at a time, it can only be passed on by the current ones death.
worshiper: oh look its the current Rizzler jeremy burdier
boy: :shocked:
The rizzler
The one and only person in the entire world who has impeccable rizzing ability; he can pick up all the stallions.
“Is Ben The Rizzler?” asked Johnathan, a man with no play.
“It can’t be Ben, his rizzing ability is too green. He has no experience with the baddies,” the rustlord preached.
The rizzler
A person who is not only efficient, but a professional at picking up women. It is also a play on words of the prolific batman villain "The Riddler" as his actions are efficient and well thought through like the person described.
"Bros a Rizzler"