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What is the pineapple?

The word used when two people find that a moment has become awkward for both of them. Often when the two are crushing on each other and don't know it.

Person1: Yeah I love shopping.
Person2: Cool
Person1: Yup...
Person2: Pineapple.

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the pineapple - video


The pineapple - what is it?

A East Coast based religion designed to grab scientology by the appendix, drag it to an alley, beat to death, eat its face and then wear it in public. Yes, its a real religion.

Pineappleism Part Q
In the beginning, there were 9 magic alien pineapples and they made the earth, a co-founded by seven loch ness monsters, of every color of the rainbow- purple, light purple, dark purple, purple purple, midnight purple, not purple purple, and violet. Rabbits are the root of all evil, Whoopie Goldberg has eyebrows, and Spider Man Three is the answer to that question you didn't know on your test.

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What does "the pineapple" mean?

An Australian $50 note, noteable becuase of the yellow color of the note.

Do you have any change, I've only got a pineapple.

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The pineapple - what does it mean?

cum sweetener

damn i need some pineapples if i’m getting head

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The pineapple - meaning

A code word to replace the phrase "That's what she said" in order to avoid alerting unwanted participants.

New Female coworker at demonstration: "This is my first time, so take it slow."

Male coworker to other coworkers: "Pineapple!"

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The pineapple - definition

A dressing-down or verbal punishment, particularly from management to workers, and used particularly in the Australian mining and construction industries. Meant to evoke the mental picture of having a spikey pineapple shoved up one's arse.

The foreman wasn't happy; he gave us all a pineapple.

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The pineapple - slang

Are ya ready kids?
aye, aye captain!
I can’t Heeeaaar Yooouuu!
AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Absobant and yellow and pourous is he?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
So drop on the deck snd flop like a fish!
Spongebob! Squarepants!

Ready?

Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
SPONGEBOOB SQUAREPAAANTS!

HA,HA,HA,HA

Nobody:

SpongeBob: I live in a pineapple

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The pineapple

What the fuck are you doing looking up the definition of pineapple you retard?!?

I like pineapples

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Spongebob's house

Spongebob's house is a pineapple, under the sea...that makes sense!

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The pineapple

A descriptor for a job that nobody wants to work and someone inevitably gets stuck doing against their will. A reference to the movie Little Nicky when Satan crams a pineapple up Hitler's Bunghole.

The Slurry pit full of hog manure needs cleaned out... Who's going to take the pineapple and clean it up?

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