Definder - what does the word mean?

What is a pineapple?

A flexible word, 'pineappled' refers to being fucked around or fucked up. Except in a worse way, (thanks to all those spiky bits).

Instead of saying 'I was fucked up the arse',

you would say;'I was pineappled'

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a pineapple - video


A pineapple - what is it?

The word used when two people find that a moment has become awkward for both of them. Often when the two are crushing on each other and don't know it.

Person1: Yeah I love shopping.
Person2: Cool
Person1: Yup...
Person2: Pineapple.

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What does "a pineapple" mean?

A East Coast based religion designed to grab scientology by the appendix, drag it to an alley, beat to death, eat its face and then wear it in public. Yes, its a real religion.

Pineappleism Part Q
In the beginning, there were 9 magic alien pineapples and they made the earth, a co-founded by seven loch ness monsters, of every color of the rainbow- purple, light purple, dark purple, purple purple, midnight purple, not purple purple, and violet. Rabbits are the root of all evil, Whoopie Goldberg has eyebrows, and Spider Man Three is the answer to that question you didn't know on your test.

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A pineapple - what does it mean?

An Australian $50 note, noteable becuase of the yellow color of the note.

Do you have any change, I've only got a pineapple.

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A pineapple - meaning

cum sweetener

damn i need some pineapples if i’m getting head

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A pineapple - definition

A code word to replace the phrase "That's what she said" in order to avoid alerting unwanted participants.

New Female coworker at demonstration: "This is my first time, so take it slow."

Male coworker to other coworkers: "Pineapple!"

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A pineapple - slang

A dressing-down or verbal punishment, particularly from management to workers, and used particularly in the Australian mining and construction industries. Meant to evoke the mental picture of having a spikey pineapple shoved up one's arse.

The foreman wasn't happy; he gave us all a pineapple.

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A pineapple

Are ya ready kids?
aye, aye captain!
I can’t Heeeaaar Yooouuu!
AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Absobant and yellow and pourous is he?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
So drop on the deck snd flop like a fish!
Spongebob! Squarepants!

Ready?

Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
SPONGEBOOB SQUAREPAAANTS!

HA,HA,HA,HA

Nobody:

SpongeBob: I live in a pineapple

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A pineapple

What the fuck are you doing looking up the definition of pineapple you retard?!?

I like pineapples

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A pineapple

Spongebob's house

Spongebob's house is a pineapple, under the sea...that makes sense!

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