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What is loch ness?n. An abnormally long piece of human excrement, characterized by the tail end going down into the bottom of the bowl, and the head end breaking the surface of the water. A poop is only classified as such when it is in one continuous, unbroken piece. In many cases, the person responsible for the freak-poop is astounded by how much poop came out of them. Pooper: "Holy Crap, dude, come check this out. I just crapped a Loch Ness Monster!" loch ness - videoLoch ness - what is it?A Scottish naval submarine made to look like a Dinosaur that once appeared in the Loch Ness. It only resurfaced to verify its course. The loch ness monster isn't after your $3.50 chef, it has no arms to get it What does "loch ness" mean?(n) A friend that a friend of yours always talks about, but you never actually get to see them in real life. Yeah, Scott invited Missy to our housewarming party and several other events and each time she has not shown. I STILL haven't met her. She is the loch ness friend. Loch ness - what does it mean?A mythical creature said to live in a lake in Scotland. Keeps trying to get $3.50 from Chef's parents. Once dressed up as a Girl Scout to achieve said goal. "No, you God damn Loch Ness Monsta, I ain't givin' you no three fitty!" Loch ness - meaningSex position involving two participants. Participant A lays on his/her stomach, while participant B inserts himself, into A's back hole. Then B stretches, to rest one knee on the middle of A's spine. B then places hands on A's shoulders, and begins a thrusting / pulling motion, stimulating both partners so much, climax is almost forced within seconds. 1) He Loch Nessed me until I went blind. Loch ness - definitionIf you chuck in a mythical monster which no-one in a huge crowd has ever seen, make him out to be the cutest thing since Gizmo, and situate in a growing land with no-one to bother you, you've got one booming business! Roaaaar! Im Nessie, i can speak over so languages and im lovable and cute, so why dont you buy your kids some of my over-expensive inexpensible merchandise? your kids will love you for years to come. unless you dont like kids. You like kids- dont you? Loch ness - slang1) Large body of water in the Scotish Highlands. Loch Ness rose to fame due to the myth of a large monster inhabiting the waters. Probably the only place in Scotland that American tourists are familiar with becase of: Rob: I saw Loch Ness the other day. Loch nessThe popular huge loch located in scotland, with memorable sites still standing, such as uruquart castle, believed to be the home to scotland's beloved nessie, the world famous Loch Ness Monster. "I loved that trip to loch ness, but i wish i saw nessie!" Loch nessThe name given to every other man's penis. I don't care if your dick is the size of Loch Ness. If I haven't seen it, it ain't there. Loch nessWhen you poop and the end sticks out of the water Man, I just shit a loch ness |
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