Definder - what does the word mean?

What is the penix?

A good play to run in Deathball if you and a m8 are close to eachother and there are no defenders around. Ball carrier throws the ball high off the back wall and then gets boosted to it. He then proceeds to shoot at the goal.

"PENIX dat shit!" - Dirt

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the penix - video

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The penix - what is it?

Using your cockhole to hold a pen and write with it, as per the Game Grumps.

Please note that i wrote this letter in the way of the penix

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What does "the penix" mean?

Alter ego of El Duce, El Crispenus, ally and administratrix of The Horn, member of the DOV

"The Penix is here, let's go to McDonalds!"

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The penix - what does it mean?

An object that unintentionally looks like a penis.

Ex1: Ayo. Look at that Penix!

Ex2: What the hell is that a Penis? Nahhh, its a Penix.

Ex3: Boy: Baby, look at my Penis.

Girl: Pshhttt! That's a Penix i'm outta here.

Ex4: Bubby, Manfrika, Huliaan and Subba all are unworthy of having a penis therefore they have a Penix.

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The penix - meaning

Slang term for dick.

"Villman, stop playing with your peniX!"

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The penix - definition

A penis rising from the ashes after sex to fuck again.

I was so tired after the first time, but my penix was ready to go.

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The penix - slang

for now and ever to be used as the plural for penis.

i was watching a midget bukkake video and i saw that bitch get poked in the face by at least ten penix

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The penix

An operating system, such at unix...but different.

penix 2.5

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The penix

A surname (last name). In the United States there are two families named Penix and there is some speculation that the two may actually be a single family. The strongest argument against that is the fact that there are two distinct races represented. Microsoft will suspend an Xbox Live gamertag with the name Penix in it as 'inappropriate', although they are happy to charge credit cards which bear the same name.

Scandalized Teacher During Roll Call First Day of School: "I'm sorry, how do you pronounce your last name?"

Unimpressed Student Who Has Dealt With This Crap Their Entire Life: "Penix. Like penis, but with a hard 'X' at the end."

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The penix

When you lose a boner in an awkward situation, then it rises in your pants again, randomly, like a phoenix.

"I thought i avoided that boner during my speech, but I got a penix during the last part."

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