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What is the mayonnaise?
Something or someone who is plain and boring. Sometimes used to describe caucasian people or heterosexual people.
See also: vanilla
“Sara is such a mayonnaise name.”
the mayonnaise - video
The mayonnaise - what is it?
It has many humurous meanings.
-- Semen
-- Black Mans Kryptonite
-- Stuff that goes on your ham sandwich
-- What white boys think is cool.
-- Yo man, i covered that hoe in mayonnaise.
-- Yo foo', i cant eat that whack mayonnaise shit.
-- Check out the white liquid on that there ham suckaz.
-- Hey man, check out my hardcore mayonnaise.
What does "the mayonnaise" mean?
A pale white person who is bad at everything in life
Man dat dude is some mayonnaise
The mayonnaise - what does it mean?
1) An egg-based stable liquid-mixture commonly spread on sandwiches and used as salad dressing or a binding agent in cooking.
2) Semen.
3) Boring, whiter than white. Used by Caucasians to refer to other Caucasians who shun their ethnic heritage in favor of a more yuppie lifestyle. Originally used by Italian Americans from the Mid-Atlantic states, it has gained more use due to its reference in the popular HBO show, The Sopranos.
1) "Can I have mayonnaise on my sandwich instead of mustard?"
2) "That asshole jacked off while I was out last night and got his nasty mayonnaise all over my favorite sheets."
3) "Ever since Angelo started dating that girl, he's become so mayonnaise. All he talks about now is joining a country club and buying a house in the suburbs. What gives?"
The mayonnaise - meaning
Tf you looking up mayonnaise for? Have you really never heard of mayonnaise
Mayonnaise is not a fruit
The mayonnaise - definition
A god of Mayonnaise some would say. This person will bathe, will consume, will even do intercourse with Mayonnaise... The amount of things this type of person will do with Mayonnaise is uncountable... There are just too many possibilities.
Person 1: Have you heard about Matthew? He's become such a Mayonnaiser
Person 2: I know right, he brings that jug of Mayonnaise everywhere.
The mayonnaise - slang
Something that is not, in fact, an instrument.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
The mayonnaise
When you are so drunk you turn pale from alcohol poisoning and become goop on the floor.
Scoob crushed a whole fifth of Jim before the party and got mayonnaised.
The mayonnaise
"Benedict Cumberbatch is actually a giant glob of mayonnaise."
The mayonnaise
An instrument used by Patrick star
Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument
Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument