Definder - what does the word mean?

What is ham sandwich?

The ham sandwich can be invoked as a defense for someone who feels wrongfully accused. This comes from the saying that a good prosecutor could indict a ham sandwich, thereby pointing out that one should not presume the indicted is guilty.

Tom Delay, a congressional majority leader in the United States, was indicted on ethics violations. His colleagues came to his defense by invoking the "ham sandwich" defense. This defense became well known when Delay defender Senator Mike Rodgers confused the public by misusing the phrase when he said "... any attorney knows you can get an indictment with a ham sandwich." Obviously he meant "against a ham sandwich."

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ham sandwich - video


Ham sandwich - what is it?

When you approach a sleeping person, and gently lower your buttocks over their nasal cavity, sealing off air flow. When they open their mouth, gasping for air, strategically lower your nutsack into their mouth. Upon restriction of breathing, they will regurgitate the nutsack.

You have successfully performed a ham sandwich.

My name is John Ward Doucette from Sault Ste. Marie and I always pretend to fall asleep so I can get a ham sandwich from my closest buddies.

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What does "ham sandwich" mean?

The act of one man fucking a women from the front, another fucking her from the back, and a man suddenly running out of a closet with a hammer and hitting the girl over the head with it.

Kate almost died when we ham sandwiched her last night, it was funny as hell

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Ham sandwich - what does it mean?

Wonder bread, Miracle Whip, american cheese and, of course, ham. The favorite food of the Hobo.

Willy was on it like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

hobo

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Ham sandwich - meaning

an over weight sloppy girl that has lost all self respect for themselves thus making them also a slut willing to have sex with any and everyone.

Olivia is such a ham sandwich

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Ham sandwich - definition

a groupie.

The band had a couple of ham sandwiches after the show.

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Ham sandwich - slang

refers to a comment by:
Former Chief Judge of the New York State Court of Appeals* Sol Wachtler in 1985**
about the overreaching ability of District/State's Attorneys to achieve indictments before Grand Juries.
*In New York State, the Supreme Court is the lowest, the Appellate Division is next, and the Court of Appeals is the highest.
**seven years after, he was indicted for sexual harassment and stalking... but I digress

"Even a modestly competent district attorney can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich."

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Ham sandwich

'Hood term for a Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham, with 'Ham' being taken from the word Brougham.

"...Back in the day I tossed hoes in the back of my ham sandwich." -Mac Dre

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Ham sandwich

dark liquor shot ( the bread)
light liquor shot (the ham)
dark liquor shot ( the bread)

they are taken dark light dark conescutively and after the participant finishes all three shots they throw their arms in the air and yell "HAMMMMM SANDWICH"

they then need to convince somebody else to do a ham sandwich to pass on the title.

"HAM SANDWICH"
"What's that mean"
"it's a drink, now you have to do it for questioning" *pours drinks and makes person drink them*

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Ham sandwich

slang in police lexicon, meaning an untainted handgun a corrupt cop will have ready to plant on a suspect they've shot. Prevalent in New Orleans culture, during the militant state in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. (seen on PBS' Frontline)

My partner used to carry around a ham sandwich to pin on some poor fucker they might shoot down.

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