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What is the crowbar?
usually it is used as a melee type weapon which can be found in gardening or craftsman store. it is used to kill zombies, monsters, and other out of this world creatures. the use of crowbars have saved multiple lives in the past years as it's advance metal technology and the compact shape which can fit in any type of bag.
"dude i almost got killed last night by a witch!!"
"how did you survive?"
"i grabbed da crowbar that was on the ground!"
"dude thats nuts!"
the crowbar - video
The crowbar - what is it?
To try and burrow your way in to the fun and failing miserably.
"We were singing N'Sync kareoke, and Simon tried to crowbar his way in. What a fag"
What does "the crowbar" mean?
pulling the penis upward (while in missionary position) when its only about 1/3rd in, opening the vagina length wise.
last night when i was fucking this chick i crowbarred her and pushed two fingers in under my dick
The crowbar - what does it mean?
Verb: To insert your arm between a man's legs from behind, reach up, and slap him in the stomach, around the bellybutton.
This process may bring the elbow into contact with the groin, a disconcerting feeling.
"Did you see Jay crowbar Derek last night?"
The crowbar - meaning
A badass band of fat guys from New Orleans, LA.
Fuckin' Crowbar kicks ass! or Crowbar looks like a bunch of pissed off fat dudes!
The crowbar - definition
The most revolutionary weapon ever to be seen in a game. Can be used for prying headcrabs off of zombies, breaking off Combine heads, cracking open boxes and 2x4's, and trying to kill G-Man. First acquired weapon in Half-Life 1 and 2. Not to be underestimated, especially in the hands of an expert such as Gordon Freeman.
(Talking about crowbar)
Barney:"Oh yeah, and I think you dropped this back at Black Mesa... Good luck!"
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Gordon Freeman, thinking to himself:
I'ma bust some Xen sh** up in here wif my 22... inch crowbar.
The crowbar - slang
The star of Valve's popular Half-Life series.
The finest in headcrab removal since 1997!
The crowbar
Absolutely one of the most useful tools to have, it can be used as a weapon on account of being heavier than a bat but still slender enough to not be a fucking club. They range in size, but they universally have two sides: One for prying out nails, and another one for more blunt leverage. The side that pries out nails is incredibly effective as a weapon, being able to inflict cuts that a simple knife cannot match. If you use this properly, you are a chad among chads. It's also great for prying stuff open and ripping stuff off.
No wonder Gordon Freeman kicks ass with it.
Anarchist 1: Hey! You got a crowbar, don't you!
Anarchist 2: Yeah, I ordered mine off the internet.
Anarchist 1: Damn, all I got is a knife I duct taped to a pipe.
The crowbar
A metal bar with curves at both ends for prying.
It's a useful took for pulling out nails, breaking open doors, tearing holes, breaking things, and just about everything else you can do with a metal stick.
It also serves as a nice weapon, the bar is heavier than a baseball bat and the prying ends can create some wounds that a knife can't.
Hey! I need a crowbar to open this door.
Half-Life's most useful weapon is the crowbar.
Some dumbass broke into my house with a crowbar and tried to use it on me before I shot him.
The crowbar
During sex , typically reverse cowgirl or standard ( the girl on top ) the man gets the angle correct and jolts , slams the woman down with right force and trajectory to bend , snap the penis
I did the crowbar last night
I got crowbarred last night