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What is craftsman?
The hammer of choice for pounding produce up ones ass. preferable carrots.
damn that was funny pounding the shit out of his ass with the Craftsman auto-hammer especially those damn carrots.
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Craftsman - what is it?
V8 Mango Peach Juice with a splash of Vodka.
Guy One- "Hey foo', why dont you fix me up a Craftsman drill press"
Guy Two- "Go fuck yo'self"
What does "craftsman" mean?
The immense sense of pride one feels after building something or watching something be constructed.
"How does it feel to finally finish building that shed?"
"It feels great! I have a craftsman boner just thinking about it!"
Craftsman - what does it mean?
The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.
Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!
Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!
Craftsman - meaning
Someone who's a tool for life. A play off the lifetime warranty of Craftsman tools.
Bob: I can't believe Mark forgot to pay his rent on time again. That's like the 5th time this year.
Me: Not really a surprise, though.
Bob: Why's that?
Me: The dude's a Craftsman.
Bob: Touche, salesman. Touche.
Craftsman - definition
When you open the drawer of someone's toolbox and fart in it. Then closing it for them to find the next time they reach for a tool. As it will permeate the entire toolbox.
When he wasn't looking I left him the Craftsman to enjoy after I walk away.
Craftsman - slang
A guy that is a total dick. No matter the time or place, he always seems to be the biggest dick in the room. Tool. A craftsman is guaranteed to be a "tool" for life.
Man, did you see Bob during that meeting with the boss. He is such a craftsman.
Craftsman
A maker of tools. To call someone a Craftsman is equal to calling them a terrible parent.
Neighbor: I heard your son didn't vote yesterday. You're quite the Craftsman.
Parent: Yeah, I conceived a Tool.
Craftsman
a tool with such a magnitude of proportions it can be labeled only with a proper name identification.
The guy over there wearing the train conductors hat is indeed a craftsman.
Craftsman
A tool guarenteed for life. This person is such a tool they will never be known as otherwise.
That guy is a fucking Craftsman.