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What is the cali?

A name that non-native Californian's use when refering to California and trying to seem like a real Californian.
Typical of an East coaster

Hey, Duuudes let's go to the shore in Cali, and thrash some waves

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The cali - what is it?

She is a smart, beautiful girl. Everybody likes a girl named Cali. She is brave, athletic, and powerful. A Cali is very popular and funny. Many people look up to a Cali.

Omg I love Cali!
Cali is so funny and cute.

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What does "the cali" mean?

She is one of the most nicest people you will ever meet! This is a unique name you don’t see anyone with this name if you have a friend or a crush who’s name is Cali keep her. She can be mean at times but she will really love u. She cares for her friends and hates to be heart broken. She is definitely one of a kind 1. because if her name and 2. She actually is unique in her own way.

Friend: omg there’s Cali
Stranger: I heard she’s really nice!
Friend: She is but if she’s play mean to you that means your a close friend

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The cali - what does it mean?

The most amazing girl in the world, a girl you could marry and have kids with, you will want to spend the rest of your life with her and she will always keep you happy, she would have brown hair brown eyes and a Gorgeous smile, she is sexy and hot and beautiful, and loves to have fun.

"Cali is so amazing"

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The cali - meaning

Cali:
A main city in the beautiful country of colombia. It is known for being the salsa capital of the world.

Yo bro that salsa concert in cali was crazy. No wonder they call it the salsa capital of the world.

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The cali - definition

A word for "California" used by no one who has ever lived in California. Use "Cali" and you will immediately sound like a hick.

"I'm from Cali."
"No you're not, you fucktard, no one says Cali in California."
"You're right, I'm actually from Iowa. My life is empty."

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The cali - slang

Stupid and pointless with no purpose except pissing off Californians. Might as well call Arizona as Arizo, Virginia as Virgi, Oregon as Oreg, or maybe Vermont as Verm.

"Cali" is an unecessary shortened term used by the most pretentious of human existences that have chronic back pain from implants, cocaine on their lips, and cannot find Canada on a map.

"Cali" does not make one sound cool in the slightest.

Person A: "Dude. let's go to Cali and surf brah"
Californian: Kicks Person A in the crotch

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The cali

1) One of the most important cities of Colombia, AKA The capital of Salsa. Unfortunately one of the most violent cities in the country.

2) An annoying name for California.

1) -I'm travelling to Cali this weekend.
-Great, I heard they make the delicious pandebono there.

2) -I'm travelling to Cali this weekend.
-Isn't that too far?
-It's our neighbor state, you idiot!

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The cali

Fisting a guy's ass until loose enough to insert the balls inside then after natural tightening up stand up to pop them out....

My gay friend picked up a stranger last night at the bar and pulled the Cali on him.

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The cali

Cali is a optimistic Positive girl, who do anything to set things right. She will be there for you all the time. When you need someone by your side, or someone just to talk to you. She gives great advice and helps you with anything you need. Cali is a friendly girl, with a beautiful heart. She makes friends easily, and she is academically smart. The best subject Cali is at, is Science and Math. Also some English. If you meet or find this girl anywhere in your life. You are quite a lucky person to have Cali.

"Bro, did you see Cali? She looked Stunning today."

"Cali is a good friend, she has helpful advice for anyone."

"Did you hear? Cali has the most cutest personality."

"What do you think of Cali?" They said. "Well she is nice, pretty, and smart." I said.

"Cali looks great today, I heard she was wealthy."

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