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What is the Zamboni?
A sexual act where the girl is waterboarded and then penetrated from behind while her head is stuck in the freezer so she develops a light glaze of ice on her face.
"Why is the freezer door open?"
"Sorry bro, I was just giving my girl the zamboni"
the Zamboni - video
The Zamboni - what is it?
a sexual act, Canadian in nature; 5 star difficulty due to preparation and follow through. Setting: iced pond with fresh snow. Preparation: obtain four standard sized cafeteria trays, cover with honey and place on top of ice surface. One must lore his woman/ man down to the ice outside and begin to have sexual intercourse in the doggie style position. As the woman/man begins to get in the doggie style position, be sure to have her/ him place their hands and knees on the cafeteria trays, and the honey will adhere the hands & knees to the trays. When the man has completed, he can push the woman/man away to the center of the ice, and as she/he attempts to keep their balance they begin to clean the snow from the ice. Grab your skates, stick and puck- play some hockey boys.
"Eh fellas, I'm going to take the woman down by the pond tonight and give her the ole' zamboni." "Take off, eh!" "Yeah ya hoser. I'm gonna do it, so be ready for a pick up game on clean ice fellas!
What does "the Zamboni" mean?
Didja see when Jersey Shore went to the rink at Rockafeller Plaza? Wotta buncha Zamboni s!
The Zamboni - what does it mean?
What you do when you play Beer Pong or Beirut and the bottoms of the cups get wet to stop the cups from gliding on the table.
bro 1: "hey dude! I would have made that if there wasn't so much water under the cups!"
bro 2: "Yeah, whatever, man."
bro 1: "Zamboni that shit!"
The Zamboni - meaning
Beef flaps that hangs so far down that when the girl walks she wets the floor beneath her.
After pounding Sissy into submission she proceeded to zamboni a perfect swath from my kitchen floor, to the front door.
The Zamboni - definition
If you party foul and spill a drink, you suck it up off the floor/table/the hot girl's tits. The nastier the floor, the harder the party should push you to zamboni. No floor is too gross to exempt you from zamboni. You often have to zamboni during beer pong or beer dice. The term originates from the device that clears and resurfaces ice skating rinks. You spilt it, so you have to clean it up, but with your mouth.
Todd tried to slap a bounce during beer pong, but knocked a cup over instead. ZAMBONI, TODD!
The Zamboni - slang
The Zamboni is a sex position that the driver controls from behind with their partner in the doggy position. What makes the Zamboni an exciting version of doggy is that someone must be holding ice cubes and the aim of the game is to climax before the ice cubes melt! For extra intensity play Vanilla Ice, Ice Ice Baby in the background. Can you keep cool under pressure?
Let’s do The Zamboni tonight !
The Zamboni
When you finish on yourself, take the waistband of the item of clothing you are wearing, and wipe yourself clean.
After the crisis of a cancelled date, Tommy had to finish himself off. Once he finished he used his signature move The Zamboni to clean himself off.
The Zamboni
kick-ass thing that cleans ice on ice rinks
look at that zamboni go!
i wanna zamboni machine
The Zamboni
Really drunk and cannot get up
I feel so Zambonied.....