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What is the Soap?
A type of writing AP Language and Composition teachers like to ask you to do for a book during summer. SOAPS stands for subject, occasion, audience, purpose, and speaker.
Subject - What is this about?
Occasion- What happened to cause this to be said/written? Why was it recorded?
Audience- Who is the intended audience?
Purpose- Why was this spoken/written? What purpose does it serve?
Speaker- Who is the speaker or author?
All in all, SOAPS gives students hell.
Joe: FUCK! I have to finish my SOAPS for AP Language and Composition!
Nick: Damn dude. GL. School is tomorrow. It took me like 8 hours!
Joe: DAMN SOAPS!!!!
the Soap - video
The Soap - what is it?
Grinding as if you are on a skateboard but on shoes
Ryan killed it at the skate park yesterday
Did he get a new skateboard?
Na man, he was soaping so hard.
What does "the Soap" mean?
Verb.
The action of putting liquid soap directly on a chair, desk, table, etc. to trick an unsuspecting victim to sit on it. This is usually performed while the victim is out of their seat, however, with great skill, you can soap someone while they are still in the chair with their back turned.
Zach tries to soap Christian every day in science class.
He succeeds.
The Soap - what does it mean?
The soap is a sacred object that you do not want to drop while in a shower, especially in prison. If you drop the soap there’s a 99.99 percent chance of a big nigga resizing your asshole by 20%. Most times you will here the lion king theme song before you feel the big niggas BBC in your ass.
Fred: Man I was so shook when I dropped the soap in prison that I shit myself and had to waffle stomp it down the drain!
Dave: Lol if you would have gotten blacked I was finna call you a fruit lmao.
The Soap - meaning
Something you better not drop in jail!
John dropped the soap, and bubba played him like an untuned piano.
The Soap - definition
i'm losing braincells
if i eated soap i don't eat it bc i did. no i didn't ❤️
The Soap - slang
1. Fake crack.
2. Derived from the fact that crack is often counterfeited with soap.
3. Anything that is sold as crack but is not.
Fred went to get a 20 rock and ended up smoking soap.
The Soap
An abbreviation for "Same Opposite Always Positive" used in math to simplify the process of factoring polynomials.
SOAP refers to whether the sign before a variable should be positive or negative.
(a^3+b^3) = (a+b)(a^2-ab+b^2)
(a^3-b^3) = (a-b)(a^2+ab+b^2)
Wayne, are you ready for the math test next period?
Aw man! I'm such a chode stroker, I never learned how to use soap. I'm going to fail!
The Soap
The act of gliding across a handrail on foot.
Person 1: Did you hear that Harvey got Soaps today?
Person 2: Yeah! I saw him soaping on the staircase outside the building.
The Soap
Not happening. Whatever was tried, failed.
Rick: So you asked Suzy out. How did it go ?
Geno: No soap. She turn me down flat.