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What is the Dirty Mike?a father who is indeed a wild card, and named mike. he harbors twins and lives a secret double life. He is a big fan of anime even though he is a dad. known for tussles on the mean streets of cambridge. DIRTY MIKE AND THE BOYS!!! WE GO WAY BACK. the Dirty Mike - videoThe Dirty Mike - what is it?The act of using a tissue to wipe up your popped zits on your face and then putting the tissue in your mouth. Babe, come pop my pimples you love it. Okay let me grab a tissue and you can dirty mike it. What does "the Dirty Mike" mean?The term for an individual that has contracted all of the possible STD's. Ya man, she got tested, she is positive for dirty mike. The Dirty Mike - what does it mean?A person who is willing or forced to give a peice of shit a blowjob, or something in the same motion. "I'll never give you a dirty mike again, i still have shit between my teeth". The Dirty Mike - meaningUsed to describe a drunken bastard. Is a extreme Cock Knocker, they will kick you in the balls and chug six beers at the same time, all while yelling skidilly doo. They are typically extreme douches, who live and breath poon tang and wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to finger your asshole, and then call you the gay one. They also LOVE to drink, one may argue they are functioning alcoholics. Another strange obsession that most Dirty Mikes share is an addiction to Vaseline. They also like to suck dick, that is if they can fit one into their mouth with that crusty ass beard. Finally, they talk to people like they like them, even though they don't. Also happens to be racist as shit, refuses to go within a 10 foot perimeter of a black person, racism thrives around dirty mike. Can hit someone in the balls with pinpoint accuracy. Pete: Hey man, heard you just filed for bankruptcy, you ok? The Dirty Mike - definitionwhen the guy puts a slice of cheese of his choise on the girl's vagina and a hamburger bun. he then eats her out. " i was gonna go to mcdonalds and get a big mac, but i decided to have dirty mike with my girlfriend" The Dirty Mike - slangthe guy puts a piece of cheese of his choice on the woman's vagina as well as a bun. then eats her out. like a burger. "i was gonna go to mcdonald's and get a bigmac, but i decided to have a dirty mike with my girlfriend" The Dirty MikeThe stain left on the toilet bowl after the poop has been flushed. I just Dirty Mike'd that toilet! The Dirty Mikethe guy puts a slice of cheese of his choice on the girl's vagina and then a bun and eats her out. "i was gonna go to mcdonald's and get a big mac but i decided to have a dirty mike with my girlfriend." The Dirty MikeMmmh..yeah Dirty Mike |
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