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What is dirty mike?Used to describe a drunken bastard. Is a extreme Cock Knocker, they will kick you in the balls and chug six beers at the same time, all while yelling skidilly doo. They are typically extreme douches, who live and breath poon tang and wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to finger your asshole, and then call you the gay one. They also LOVE to drink, one may argue they are functioning alcoholics. Another strange obsession that most Dirty Mikes share is an addiction to Vaseline. They also like to suck dick, that is if they can fit one into their mouth with that crusty ass beard. Finally, they talk to people like they like them, even though they don't. Also happens to be racist as shit, refuses to go within a 10 foot perimeter of a black person, racism thrives around dirty mike. Can hit someone in the balls with pinpoint accuracy. Pete: Hey man, heard you just filed for bankruptcy, you ok? dirty mike - videoDirty mike - what is it?The stain left on the toilet bowl after the poop has been flushed. I just Dirty Mike'd that toilet! What does "dirty mike" mean?Mmmh..yeah Dirty Mike Dirty mike - what does it mean?a young teen who doesnt bathe for a long period of time and is likely to be nicknamed spick in reference of the oder and appearance the 9 year old was a dirty mike Dirty mike - meaningslang term for a sex act in which a man eats out a girl's anus but will not penetrate her with his penis Some girls like a dirty mike, whether or not they actually take a dick up there. Dirty mike - definitiona father who is indeed a wild card, and named mike. he harbors twins and lives a secret double life. He is a big fan of anime even though he is a dad. known for tussles on the mean streets of cambridge. DIRTY MIKE AND THE BOYS!!! WE GO WAY BACK. Dirty mike - slangThe act of using a tissue to wipe up your popped zits on your face and then putting the tissue in your mouth. Babe, come pop my pimples you love it. Okay let me grab a tissue and you can dirty mike it. Dirty mikewhen the guy puts a slice of cheese of his choise on the girl's vagina and a hamburger bun. he then eats her out. " i was gonna go to mcdonalds and get a big mac, but i decided to have dirty mike with my girlfriend" Dirty mikethe guy puts a piece of cheese of his choice on the woman's vagina as well as a bun. then eats her out. like a burger. "i was gonna go to mcdonald's and get a bigmac, but i decided to have a dirty mike with my girlfriend" Dirty mikethe guy puts a slice of cheese of his choice on the girl's vagina and then a bun and eats her out. "i was gonna go to mcdonald's and get a big mac but i decided to have a dirty mike with my girlfriend." |
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