Definder - what does the word mean?

What is the Bartlett?

1a. a small irritating fever in human form, usually appears when not needed or wanted
1b. refers to something very small, or small in comparison to something else which is larger or better
both of the above definitions refer to a person in the north herts area who fits both criteria and the phrase was first donned by those who he believes to be his friends. WARNING: if you ever get into contact beware of the mood swings especially when he is having his period
whilst this may appear to be the slagging off of a particular person he has become so infamous that it a country wide term
2. a pear

1a. "does anyone actually like bartlett?"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"yes, i mean no"
1.b. "wow look at that that new year 7 he's well bartlett"
2. "Hmm I would have a bartlett if only it didn't remind me of a fag in the north herts area, even though i have not met the boy i already dislike him"

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the Bartlett - video


The Bartlett - what is it?

Pronounced: Bahrt lett

Noun.

That kid just recited an entire friends episode, he is a fucking Bartlett.

Often used as an insult or to describe the runt of the litter.

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What does "the Bartlett" mean?

female body style that is shaped like a bartlett pear.

Holy shit!!!! Look at that bartlett.

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The Bartlett - what does it mean?

Noun: Large pile of excrement.

Oh, man, I just stepped in a bartlett

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The Bartlett - meaning

anything small or insignificant, yet still annoying enough to get under your skin so that you define it urbandictionary.com
N.B. the only way to destroy someone this bad is by fire!

'hey look at that kid he is well bartlett'
'the iPod nano is bartlett'

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The Bartlett - definition

An academically disabled individual that is most always short in stature, being larger than a midget, yet shorter than the average human being.

I'm driving to work this morning and a fucking bartlett cuts me off. It could hardly see over the dash board.

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The Bartlett - slang

Living off mom and dad and making gf pay for everything refuses to get a job gets everything thing handed to them./! Penny pinchers/freeloaders

The Bartlett is pissing me off

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The Bartlett

The act of sticking your finger up someone's bum.

Johnson: Did u give her the bartlett?
Anon: You bet i did, smell my finger
Johnson: That's great mate....

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The Bartlett

A man who acts camp/homesexual/gay but has not yet come out of the closet or it is not known whether they are homesexual.

In some circumstances, a bartlett can mean a gay as well.

I looked across at him.. I could tell he was a bartlett by the way he interacted with those girls

What a bartlett!

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The Bartlett

a very cool and funny person, often intelligent and good looking.

man steveo is so freaking bartlett, i wish i could be him

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