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What is texas toast?
someone who is roasted so bad they could be served at a 5 star restaurant
“I wanna beat that guys ass!!”
“Yeah!! He has a lot of ass to beat to!!”
“TEXAS TOASTED!!”
texas toast - video
Texas toast - what is it?
when you melt a load of butter, cum in it, and then soak it up to make some fine ass Texas Toast with.
I was so bored and hungry last night I did a Texas Toast Massacre.
What does "texas toast" mean?
A sex move, when your partner takes a shit in your vagina and then fucks it.
Dude, Debra let me give her Sloppy Texas Toast. It was wild!
Texas toast - what does it mean?
When you eat a girls asshole out while she is on her period.
Hey girl you want some texas toast?
Texas toast - meaning
When you make your girlfriend breakfast in bed, but instead of buttering the toast you spread a healthy layer of jizzum on it.
My girlfriend made me watch a crappy chickflick last night, so this morning I made her Texas Toast.
Texas toast - definition
When a big fat man takes a shit on a woman's face and steps on it, and shouts TEXAS TOAST!
Tim Texas Toast my face the other day.
Texas toast - slang
When you and your gf are doing cowgirl and she pulls out a toaster and launches toast from the toaster into your butthole
Chet: Me and melissa did the texas toast last night it was grimy af
Texas toast
A person subjected to execution by use of the electric chair.
The next guy in line on Death Row is soon to be Texas Toast.
Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"
Texas toast
when a bunch of guys bust on a piece of toast and who ever has the smallest load has to eat the toast
we played texas toast last night it sucked