Definder - what does the word mean?

What is breakfast in bed?

when u stay up all night and then go to sleep after eating breakfest

That last new year's eve party was a breakfast and bed for me

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breakfast in bed - video


Breakfast in bed - what is it?

Defecating on your partner in the morning after a night of sleeping and sexual relations together

First popularized by Cap and D-Dog (the word not the action) in Seattle

Gonna Surprise Laya with some breakfast in bed

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What does "breakfast in bed" mean?

When someone is sleeping and you shit on their face. Then you leave a cinnamon bun next to their pillow so they'll have something nice to eat when they wake up.

My boyfriend forgot about my birthday, so I decided I'd leave give him breakfast in bed as a thank-you.

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Breakfast in bed - what does it mean?

a swallowed blowjob from a morning glory

I gave her breakfast in bed at 4 a.m.

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Breakfast in bed - meaning

When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.

After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.

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Breakfast in bed - definition

Sex in the AM.

I'm feeling kinda kinky baby...get up so I can give you some breakfast in bed.

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Breakfast in bed - slang

When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.

After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.

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Breakfast in bed

Waking up to find your dick/pussy is being feasted on

Last night, I gave my girl a "breakfast in bed"

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Breakfast in bed

Breakfast in bed is when one wakes up next to (or happens to come upon) a sleeping lady companion and proceeds to perform cunnilingus on her. This is a gennerally appreciated method of being woken up. The phrase makes allusions to the term "eating out" as the person performing the oral ministrations is having, euphemisticaly, their first meal of the day in bed. In this case the meal happens to be a woman's genetalia and there is still a need to eat breakfast afterward.
This is similar to, but differs in key ways from, a mongoose.

I had great sex with Tiffany last night, so when I woke up and saw that she was still asleep, I had breakfast in bed to thank her.

Lisa I have to call you back, Frank is having breakfast in bed with me. What is he eating? Uh...

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Breakfast in bed

After long night of love-making, the next morning you gently awaken your ladyfriend with gentle laps of her labia.

I had breakfast in bed yesterday morning.

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