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What is Breakfast in bed?
When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.
After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.
Breakfast in bed - video
Breakfast in bed - what is it?
Eating a girl out in bed the morning, subsequent to a nights sleep next to her.
Sarah and I just woke up, we're having breakfast in bed though so I'll call you back in a bit.
You give a girl breakfast in bed and she'll be all smiles for the rest of the day!
What does "Breakfast in bed" mean?
Waking up to find your dick/pussy is being feasted on
Last night, I gave my girl a "breakfast in bed"
Breakfast in bed - what does it mean?
Breakfast in bed is when one wakes up next to (or happens to come upon) a sleeping lady companion and proceeds to perform cunnilingus on her. This is a gennerally appreciated method of being woken up. The phrase makes allusions to the term "eating out" as the person performing the oral ministrations is having, euphemisticaly, their first meal of the day in bed. In this case the meal happens to be a woman's genetalia and there is still a need to eat breakfast afterward.
This is similar to, but differs in key ways from, a mongoose.
I had great sex with Tiffany last night, so when I woke up and saw that she was still asleep, I had breakfast in bed to thank her.
Lisa I have to call you back, Frank is having breakfast in bed with me. What is he eating? Uh...
Breakfast in bed - meaning
When two people share the first meal of the day in bed
Chad : Oh Baby last night was amazing my cock hasn't been that deep in a while!
Chad's Wife : I love you baby how about some Breakfast In Bed?
Steve : Hey guy's I heard you want some Breakfast In Bed!
Chad's Wife : WTF!
Chad : Well he is my weekend bitch!
Steve : How about some bacon egg's & sasuage!
Chad : Mmm you know how I love your sasuage!
Steve : Yeah especially in your bed!
Chad's Wife : Oh My God!
Chad : Get that sasuage over here!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Chad : MMMMM! I love Breakfast In Bed!
Chad's Wife : OH MY GOD! The both of you get the fuck out of my house!
Chad : I'm sorry would you like some of Steve's special sasuage too?
Chad's Wife : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!
Breakfast in bed - definition
After long night of love-making, the next morning you gently awaken your ladyfriend with gentle laps of her labia.
I had breakfast in bed yesterday morning.
Breakfast in bed - slang
when u stay up all night and then go to sleep after eating breakfest
That last new year's eve party was a breakfast and bed for me
Breakfast in bed
The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon
Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.
Breakfast in bed
Freddie: I think I may have jizzed in your shit last night.
Mia: Sonovabitch!
Freddie: It's cool because I made you breakfast in bed (hands morning after pill to girl)
Mia: Awww babe! Your the best!
Breakfast in bed
When you pour syrup in a girls vagina and you get a pancake and roll it up. Then you slurp it out slowly.
Tommy gave Jilly a Breakfast in bed.