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What is tequila's?
A word often used by men to describe a female that consists of a very good top to bottom ratio, has a very pretty face, and could be rated within the scale of 8.0 out of 10. The word is often expanded on to provide an option for other situations such as a whisky tequila for an older female. In the event that there are multiple females together that fit the category, the word can be edited at the beginning with 'double', 'triple' etc depending on the number of females.
Oh my god, look at that tequila
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Tequila's - what is it?
Alcoholic beverage from the town of Tequila, in the state of Jalisco, Mexico. Tequila is made from the Maguey plant, first the leaves are chopped off, then the bottom round piece is processed and tequila is made. A tequila that has aged for a minimum of two months, but less than a year in oak barrels is called Tequila Reposado. A tequila that has aged a minimum of one year, but less than three years in oak barrels, is called Tequila Añejo.
guy: did you go to tequila this weekend?
girl: yeah, i visited the jose cuervo factory and got to see how they make tequila.
What does "tequila's" mean?
Yeah, it sure sounds fruity. But it's not something you want coming at you down an ice luge at 0.5 mph.
James: Want some tequila?
John: Nah man, I'm not a pussy. I'll stick to the beer.
James: Oh the irony!
Tequila's - what does it mean?
Yelling the word Tequila as loud as possible and dropping to one knee and punching your best friend dead in the nuts. Of course after a night of tequila shots.
Person 1: Climbing up into the rafters of the bus stop, at the ski resort after a night of drinking. Then jumping down to the ground right in front of your friend (person 2), dropping to a knee and yelling TEQUILA! and straight punch person 2 in the nuts.
Person 2: oooooohhhh..... Why? And then falling to the ground...
Person 3: walks over to person 2, and farts in his face!
Other unknown persons: start to leave buss stop ASAP...
Tequila's - meaning
The only legal Mexican immigrant. Don't eat the worm!
1 tequila, 2 tequila 3 tequila floor, 5 tequila 6 tequila 7 tequila morgue.
Tequila's - definition
A town in the state of Jalisco, Mexico, and the birthplace of the alcoholic beverage " Tequila". A quant little town with some of the best tacos al pastor around.
There are so many tequila factories in Tequila.
Tequila's - slang
The reason my wife got 3 teeth knocked out by slipping in her puke while getting off the toilet and faceplanting on the tile in the bathroom while we were on our honeymoon.
My wife drank to much top quality tequila in mexico then she face planted resulting in thousands of dollars of dental bills not to mention a $500 plane ticket and $1000 emergency room visit. To top it all off we had to leave Mexico a day and a half early and didnt get reimbursed for it. We also had a 4 hour lay over in Miami before we could go home.
By the way this is all true, I'm not making this shit up. It really happened to us.
Tequila's
guy to girl: "Let me buy you another tequila." translation: "I want to fuck your brains out tonight!"
Tequila's
A hard Mexican Liquer made from the Blue Agave cactus. The problem with Tequila is that is begs to be drunk straight even when you already have to lean on the bar to stay upright. Tequila is infamous for its nasty hangovers which is why it has been given the nick name, "To-Kill-ya."
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, Floor."
Tequila's
A Spanish word meaning, "I don't remember doing that..."