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What is Tequila?
A hard Mexican Liquer made from the Blue Agave cactus. The problem with Tequila is that is begs to be drunk straight even when you already have to lean on the bar to stay upright. Tequila is infamous for its nasty hangovers which is why it has been given the nick name, "To-Kill-ya."
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, Floor."
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Tequila - video
Tequila - what is it?
A Spanish word meaning, "I don't remember doing that..."
What does "Tequila" mean?
A drink that women and pussies drink because they can't shoot a whiskey. Generally popular in brothels, clubs, and college dorms.
Butch: Want some whiskey?
Theodore: Um, no sir, I mean, if that's OK with you, I will stick with the, um, tequila, if that's OK.
Tequila - what does it mean?
Trinity: what happened last night?
Me: Tequila
Tequila - meaning
Aka The Good Shit. Usually no higher than 40%, but will kick your ass. Usually tastes like pepper. Avoid drinking Margaritaville, which tastes the worst when drunk straight and get a Sauza, which has the same percentage and tastes like nothing.
Damn that tequila kicked my ass.
Tequila - definition
A word often used by men to describe a female that consists of a very good top to bottom ratio, has a very pretty face, and could be rated within the scale of 8.0 out of 10. The word is often expanded on to provide an option for other situations such as a whisky tequila for an older female. In the event that there are multiple females together that fit the category, the word can be edited at the beginning with 'double', 'triple' etc depending on the number of females.
Oh my god, look at that tequila
Tequila - slang
Alcoholic beverage from the town of Tequila, in the state of Jalisco, Mexico. Tequila is made from the Maguey plant, first the leaves are chopped off, then the bottom round piece is processed and tequila is made. A tequila that has aged for a minimum of two months, but less than a year in oak barrels is called Tequila Reposado. A tequila that has aged a minimum of one year, but less than three years in oak barrels, is called Tequila Añejo.
guy: did you go to tequila this weekend?
girl: yeah, i visited the jose cuervo factory and got to see how they make tequila.
Tequila
Yeah, it sure sounds fruity. But it's not something you want coming at you down an ice luge at 0.5 mph.
James: Want some tequila?
John: Nah man, I'm not a pussy. I'll stick to the beer.
James: Oh the irony!
Tequila
Yelling the word Tequila as loud as possible and dropping to one knee and punching your best friend dead in the nuts. Of course after a night of tequila shots.
Person 1: Climbing up into the rafters of the bus stop, at the ski resort after a night of drinking. Then jumping down to the ground right in front of your friend (person 2), dropping to a knee and yelling TEQUILA! and straight punch person 2 in the nuts.
Person 2: oooooohhhh..... Why? And then falling to the ground...
Person 3: walks over to person 2, and farts in his face!
Other unknown persons: start to leave buss stop ASAP...
Tequila
A town in the state of Jalisco, Mexico, and the birthplace of the alcoholic beverage " Tequila". A quant little town with some of the best tacos al pastor around.
There are so many tequila factories in Tequila.