Definder - what does the word mean?

What is mph?

The speed at which it is believed bastards cannot travel.

"Let's see if these bastards can do 90!"

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Mph - what is it?

School that is really known for the school shooting they had a couple years ago and is now referred to as β€œthe ghetto school” After you go to MP people automatically assume you’re a druggie. All in all it’s a pretty good school if u find the righ group to hang with.

Person: Yo are you from MPHS?
Me: Yea why?
Person: Oh so u must do drugs then right??????

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What does "mph" mean?

Margaritas Per Hour

She really ramped up her MPH last night and is super hungover this morning for it!

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Mph - what does it mean?

an abbreviation for men per hour, to describe a women or homosexual is a slut

Man, that chick 35 MPHing.
Dude, he is such a homesxual, he is a 25 MPHer i bet.

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Mph - meaning

Abbreviation for miles per hour and is commonly used in the United States

There is a car doing 50 MPH on a 45 MPH road!

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Mph - definition

A really shitty (quite literally) high school in Marysville, WA.

"Wow, MPHS smells like cow shit."

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Mph - slang

metriod prime hunters

i lost the mph match

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Mph

My pussy hurts. When a guy is weak both physically and mentally. Usually extremely sensitive and can't take a joke.

Hey, why is Sid all mad?
Oh, he has a case of mph.

We're rigging up, they decided to call in sick?
Yeah, he said he has a severe case of mph.

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Mph

1)The abbreviation of `My pussy hurts`, describing a guy who is too lame to do anything as cool as drive to the store for beer. I mean right now, man, I`m dry.

2)The state or condition of being an ass pirate. We need beer now!

Hey man, let's go sailing in this hurricane.
Not today, I've got MPH.
Whatever, cockgobbler.

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Mph

1. Miles Per Hour. The ratio of the distance traveled (in miles) to the time spent traveling (in hours).
2. The Make Poverty History campaign is a unique UK alliance of charities, spiritual groups, trade unions, campaigning groups and celebrities who are mobilising around key opportunities in 2005 to drive forward the struggle against poverty and injustice. The symbol of the campaign is a white wristband which is usually made of cotton with the campaign logo stamped on it.

please see above for examples

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