Definder - what does the word mean?

What is taped?

As if you put sticky cum onto clear and thin paper. One of the strongest and most important parts of the human world.

“Hey I heard your truck broke down.”
“My life is devoid of any emotion, my family hates me, nobody can hear my true feelings and I want it to end, my entire life has lead to failure and I can’t deal with this anymore.”

Tape

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Taped - what is it?

When you take a strip of duct tape and set it on the asphalt, sticky side up and wait for a car to run over it. Then it will stick to a cars tire and slap against its body and make it sound like the car has a flat tire.

Did you go taping last night?

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What does "taped" mean?

An adhesive band used for affixing one thing to another.

I duct taped his arm back on to his body.

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Taped - what does it mean?

Paralyzed by bureaucracy or official procedures such that you are unable to hang out with your friends or otherwise have fun.

Guy 1: It's National Margarita Day! Let's get drunk!
Guy 2: I'm at the DMV trying to get a new license, there's mad red tape; I'm taped.

Guy: Hey, what are you doing tonight? Want to get dinner?
Girl: I can't, I'm taped to my W2s. Today is the last day to file taxes.

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Taped - meaning

Magnetic tape, commonly referred to as just tape, is very thin plastic tape coated across the length of it with a magnetic substance. For example, it could be coated with iron oxide (Fe₂O₃) or chromium dioxide (CrO₂). Both of these formulas were used in the compact cassette, or cassette tape, a format that stored audio signals on this magnetic tape, running past stationary tape heads at a speed of 1.875 inches per second. Magnetic tape was also used on video recording formats such as VHS, Video2000, and Betamax. It is also used in the high-end recording market, and there it is called reel-to-reel tape.

Tape can also be used as a slang term for recording something on tape (For an example, see below)

I have so many tapes, now I can listen to all kinds of music!
Most VHS tapes contain 246 meters of magnetic tape, all wound up on a spool.

Extra:
Person 1: Hey, can you record (program x)?
Person 2: Sure! I'll tape (program x) on (device of choice)

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Taped - definition

1. The things you have under your bed you jack off to and don't want your mom to see, aka your porn tapes.
2. A handy tool which you can do a lot of stuff with, for example, you could tape your girlfriend to the wall, or shut someone's mouth up, y'know, normal things.

1. I know where your porno tapes are.
2. Shut your fuckin mouth or I'll pull out some tape and do it myself!

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Taped - slang

A male's hair line done at the barborshop , used mostly in southern Florida, Broward County.

-Go get a tape
-man you need a tape
-damn they fucked up your tape

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Taped

secret code of being drunk

"Man, i'm so taped. This is great."
"Can we get some tape tonight?"

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Taped

fucked up the ass,screwed
used on the living end message board.

that guy is sure taped alright.

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Taped

To duct tape someone's legs together from behind when they aren't looking so that they fall over.

"Andy taped Rebecca so badly today! She was rolling around on the ground for like ten minutes. I felt kinda bad."

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