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What is sward?
A bad bitch with immaculate vibes. Swards are the best types of people to be around. A sward can be described as either a homie or a real one.
“Yo, sward! i fucking love you bitch.”
“Hey, sward wanna hit the club tonight?”
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sward - video
Sward - what is it?
Jimmy, Don't be a sward, Do what you're told.
What does "sward" mean?
Sweat made out of lard. Used by Richard Watterson in Amazing World of gumball. See also sweese
Gumball: What's wrong with your face?
Richard Watterson: it's Sward.
Darwin: What's that?
Sward - what does it mean?
A small hill filled with grass growing on it.
I lay on the sward thinking about the 2020 election.
Sward - meaning
A misspelling of sword. Coined in AP World History during a whole class project to recreate a war between the Persians and the Greeks. Mass lulz was produced.
One student: "Who typed this?!"
Other student: "Everyone knows that swards are larger than swords..."
Teacher: "Okay so I just wanna go back that on our night attack... on a little tiny goat trail... who had horses -'cause they won't get tired!- Are going to have a shield... a sward... an axe... whose spear... a javelin... of course there'll be extra hunting supplies with them as well..."
(And remember: archers are obviously hunters)
Sward - definition
Pronunciation:
swärd
Function:
verb
Etymology:
Middle English swahrd, from Old English swhahrd; akin to Old High German swärd to sward something
Date:
before 12th century
intransitive verb1: to unfurl an epic diatribe of utter bullshit while being completely unaware that your existence has become a absolute joke to all those around you
practice2: a fugly twat
Businessman 1: How did the big meeting go today, Tom?
Businessman 2: Not good; I was definitely swarding my ass off.
Sward - slang
Guy 1: I got really nervous about who's going to win the game, so I got all sweaty!
Guy 2: This isn't sweat, it's lard!
Guy 1: I know. It's actually sward.
Guy 2: Weird.
Sward
A word to describe when a know-it-all is googling something to back up their false claims of knowing something that they absolutely don't. AKA when a Captain Wikipedia is hard at work.
Gosh, T is being such a sward right now.
There he goes, being a sward.