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What is stumpf?The gayest man you will ever find. He is old and smelly. If you see him beware he may lick you. WATCH OUT HERE COMES DARRIN STUMPF stumpf - meme gifstumpf - videoStumpf - what is it?German for stump full of shit What a shise stumpf! What does "stumpf" mean?A poo made unnecessarily long or lengthy because of smart phone, tablet, laptop or other computer/technology use. Man 1: "Damn man, he's been in there for half an hour!" Stumpf - what does it mean?Having a caveman-like appearance, such that his lack of intelligence and overall boneheadedness is blatently apparent at first glance. A bafoon. Look at that guy with the really nice muscle car, why is he taking it apart and throwing the pieces all over his backyard? What a stumpf! Stumpf - meaningTo stumble uncontrollably in an alcohol educed haze in which older objects appear younger. Bad decisions have been known to occur while stumpfing not limited to: arrests, children, and cougar attacks. dude1: holy crap i just woke up with a gmilf this morning, I didn't think i had that much to drink! Stumpf - definitionA noun - Found in catholic boarding schools, Stumpfs tend to roam freely giving detentions for most often minor infractions. Distinct qualities of a Stumpf may include, but are not limited to: a large chest, overwhelming virginity, a snotty attitude, long pointless lectures, an obsession with the security of lockers, and an overall lack of humor. Noun- Stumpf - slangFat girl who calls other people fat, talks about all of her friends, and accuses random people of deleting her livejournals and hacking into her Hotmail accounts. She's also very annoying and loud, and like to say "Yo mama." She thinks she's cute, but she's really not. Friend: I thought you liked cheese. StumpfA half-wood. Not quite a hard-on, but not quite soft. A stumpf! I had a boner for some Romanian girl Oana in college, but I found out she was a lesbian and I only ended up with a stumpf.. Stumpflatin word derieved from stump. person 1:did you see stumpf yet? Stumpfverb, used in progressive tense ("stumpfing"). That drunk guy on the couch fell victim to one awful stumpfing. |
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