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What is iPad?A very expensive device used to clean up Steve Jobs after he has a period. Often refered to as a "friggn big iPhone" "Sure you use tampons i use an iPad in style!" iPad - meme gifiPad - videoIPad - what is it?Noun: large iPod touch Person 1: Dude OMG check out my new iPad! It's revolutionary! Thank you STEVE JOBS<333 What does "iPad" mean?apple's newest iPod touch. It revolutionizes how large a portable media player can be. Steve jobs: My iPad is more fucking disappointing than the Matrix sequels. IPad - what does it mean?Apple's giant iPod Touch. My iPod Touch was getting old. I'm glad I have a new, bigger one that doesn't fit in my pocket. Thanks, iPad! IPad - meaningA general term for something that is expected to be great, but turns out to be terrible. 'I really thought last night would be an awesome night out, but it was such an iPad' IPad - definitionA piece of technology from Apple Inc. that's less functional than a laptop and less portable than an iPhone. Lacking any features that aren't already done better by other devices such as the Amazon Kindle, the iPad is considered the best way to waste $499 in 2010! I would have bought an iPad, but I have an IQ of more than 60 and don't drool over a piece of technology just because Apple says it's good. IPad - slangA sanitary pad that contains an embedded MP3 player. Ann Coulter loved it when her time of the month came around and she could listen to tunes on her iPad. IPadn. thin, lightweight device for managing iFlow during iPeriods So much *data*! Good thing I've got my iPad to keep it from leaking into my iPanties! IPadAn iPod on steroids The iPad doesn't fit in my pocket. It's too big. IPadApple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door. Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck. |
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