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What is stick fighting?
A slang term frequently used by gays to request rough anal sex ending with cum inflation
Jane: I’m gonna go and Hop on Stick Fight.
John: oh, have fun, don’t get hurt too bad.
stick fighting - video
Stick fighting - what is it?
A large, clunky hunk of plastic that "professional" fighting game players use in order to make themselves look cool to the fighting game community, but like a huge faggot to everyone else because he's handling a stick with one entire fucking hand with no shoulder buttons.
Supposedly it makes you better at fighting games, but this is actually 100% genuine bullshit. Professionals get paid to play with them so that dumbasses will waste money on them THINKING that they'll get better, and then the professionals, manufacturers and retailers all get money from someone else's stupidity and laugh as newbies struggle to handle their oversized plastic sticks.
Joe: Hey man, did you see Seth Killian advertising that new Street Fighter fight stick?
Bob: No, and I really don't give a shit.
Joe: Well its gonna make me better at Street Fighter, I'm going to go spend $120 on it.
Bob: Whatever man, I'm going to the brothel and getting laid for $120.
(6 hours later)
Joe: DUDE!
Bob: Let me guess, your stick made you a million times better or something.
Joe: NO MAN I'VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR HOURS AND I CAN'T DO ANY COMBOS AND I SUCK AT IT BECAUSE IT'S A USELESS PIECE OF GARBAGE!
Bob: Dude, chill the fuck out.
Joe: I wasted my money... I could have gotten laid.
Bob: Sucks to be you.
What does "stick fighting" mean?
a game played in year 8 at KHS by the awesome shacksters.
equipment:
1 stick, suitable for acting as a wand
3 or more fucktarded friends to join you
1 nerd shack, for optimum atmosphere
how to play:
brandish the stick around like a wand, screaming spells from harry potter
ie. person 1: wingardium leviosa! person 2: {hovers their arm up and down to show levitation}
*people playing harry potter stick fights*
teacher: are you playing harry potter?
*laughter by people stick fighting*
stick fighting person 1: "nah we're just playing with sticks!"
Stick fighting - what does it mean?
Beating random ninjas senseless with plastic golf club separators. It makes the most horrible noise imaginable but creates very little pain. It begun with one dude grabbing a golf club separator while walking through sporting goods and smacking his bud, resulting in a tremendous noise and much laughter and enjoyment.
Dude, let's ultimate stick fight! ::smack:: SWEET!
Stick fighting - meaning
An animaton including 2 or more stick figures who fight to the death.
Nigger: Hey, did you see that new stick fight on Flipnote Hatena?
Fag: Oh, the one by BosS? Ice Vs. Fire? Yeah, that was tight!
Kike: Are stick fights hard to make?
Nigger: Yeah, I tried. It's IMPOSSIBLE!
Stick fighting - definition
A fighting style used by many cultures as a form of martial arts. The Irish use a form of stick fighting, and I believe thai, Chinese, and Israeli's use some form to name a few groups.
Stick fighting is used around the world.
Stick fighting - slang
Philipino Martial Arts sport version of sparring. Usually asscoiated with Philipino Integrated Martial Arts. Tournaments are held two times every other year and once in another country on the same year. The later tourney is The world championships wheareas the first two are qualifiers.
Hey lets go stick fight
Stick fighting
an excellent way to pass the time at work. meet people, hit them with sticks. can be found at www.stickfight.net
I didn't get any work done today - I was just stick fighting.