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What is stalagmite?
when a women has pubic hair INSIDE her vagina
hey michael did christina have vaginal stalagmites/stalactites
stalagmite - meme gif
stalagmite - video
Stalagmite - what is it?
n. Contrary to subway stalactite, subway stalagmite does not form on the ceiling. Subway stalagmite is a deposit left by dripping sewer water or run-off that comes from the stalactite deposits on subway ceilings. Usually it is a lighter color, though it ranges from white to brown, and gives off a foul odor. This can be attributed to the fact that it’s on the floor, below your nose, where air can circulate up to your nose. These are generally flat, and do not develop as tall or as quickly as subway stalactite.
A white to brown flat deposit below a dripping sewer pipe that gives off a foul odor can be considered subway stalagmite.
What does "stalagmite" mean?
An excessively, bumpy or rigid vagina.
I tried to go down on her, but that bitch had a stalagmite pussy.
Stalagmite - what does it mean?
A brownish stain formed on the front of a pair of mens' sweatpants, caused by accumulated drips of urine through geologic history.
Jeremy is such a slob... did you see him sporting that sweatpant stalagmite yesterday?
Stalagmite - meaning
A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.
It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.
Stalagmite - definition
"After Pat made a dumb joke, we all told him that he was stalagmite"
Stalagmite - slang
A dried, almost rock-like piece of feces.
John was astonished to find a stalagmite in his attic.
Stalagmite
A protrusion that can be used in a number of ways. It is stiff, unchanging, and can endure excessive amounts of pressure. It can vary in length and girth, and it usually is very straight and points in an upwardly direction.
"She rode my stalagmite all night long. I didn't even have to move."
Stalagmite
when you take a dump and let it harden then stab someone with it
you be mean, I stalagmite you
Stalagmite
The act of ruining a joke, or being not funny. (To replace the awkward silence after someone kills a joke).
After Pat tried to add on to a joke with a dumb comment, instead leaving an awkward silence we said to him "Stalagmite". (Which indicates all are in consensus that he is done talking and should stop before he looks even more dumb)