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What is squirreled?
To have your plans foiled by an inadvertent action you made.
As you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on the football field, and changes the outcome of the game.
Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"
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squirreled - video
Squirreled - what is it?
When you think you have Julian Edelman covered tight and the little guy still catches the damn ball!!!
Julian Edelman squirreled us again on 3rd down !!!
What does "squirreled" mean?
After a girl is done giving you head she keeps your cum in the side of her cheek tricking you into thinking she swallowed it. Then when you kiss her she spits it back in your mouth.
Ashly gave me the best head the other day, but just when I thought it was ok to kiss her that ho squirreled me!
Squirreled - what does it mean?
Displaying traits of a squirrel, i.e. furtive, high-strung motions, generally the result of ingesting an illicit substance or caffiene. Regional term in New York City and Ithaca, NY
"Dude, after that triple espresso, I was so squirreled!"
Squirreled - meaning
Getting really high from smoking weed.
We smoked a fat blunt and we were so squirreled.
Squirreled - definition
New Zealand slang for getting fucked (sexually).
Last night Robbie picked up Melani at a night club and took her back to his place where he squirreled her all night long.
Squirreled - slang
when you post in a forum and notice after your submission that someone has been faster than you and squeezed in just above your reply
(edit: damn, got squirreled again by IwasFaster123)
Squirreled
stashed or pocketed; usually associated with prescription narcotics intended for immediate consumption.
I gave that bitch a vicodin and instead of eating it she squirreled it for later.
Squirreled
Getting completely distracted midstream from a task, project or conversation, usually by something unrelated, ridiculous or shiny. Derived from the scenes of the talking dog from Disney's Pixar movie UP!
"Hey did you finish looking over that presentation that's due tomorrow?"
"OMG, no, I got totally squirreled!"
Squirreled
to be dragged by one’s nutsack.
23M looking to get squirreled by a sugar daddy (grab my nuts)