Definder - what does the word mean?

What is squirmy?

The act of slapping your girlfriend after being rejected for anal sex. Then you take a bananna while she is sleeping, shove it in her ass until she squirms and screams like a banshee.

I tried to give my girl a squirmy banshee but I ran out of banannas so I used a cucumber.

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Squirmy - what is it?

An omniscient alligator who’s presence we are not worthy of. Bow down to him, for he strikes upon the bell.
Yort

Squirmy alligator is omniscience defined and it is not yeet it is yort you fool get it right.

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What does "squirmy" mean?

1) A cluster of male reproductive cells, usually enhanced for viewing; Sperm when viewed closely; Semen magnified to closely resemble a creek bed full of tadpoles.

2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.

Richie had the doctor perform a vasectomy, because he didn't want those squirmy rooters getting through.

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Squirmy - what does it mean?

The BEST DODGEBALL TEAM EVER ... EVER ...... yeah!!!!!

Damn those squirmies are nasty goo!!!!

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Squirmy - meaning

1 - Not being able to sit still, constant movement, back and forth action done more specifically while sitting down or lying down, as if moving like a worm
2 - Therefore, to be worm like in your actions.
3 - A combination of squirrel and wormy in actions equating to being fucking squirmy

1 -- In the morning, the early bird gets the squirmy worm.
2 -- In the early morning, the lady gets the squirmy sperm.
3 -- Most common: Dude. Chill out, stop being all squirmy. Relax.

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Squirmy - definition

The action of wriggling around or squirming, streching, lying down on the floor, seeking cuddles, massages and huggs from people whilst on Ecstasy.

Adam is very squirmy squirmy tonight..infact, everyone is very squirmy squirmy tonight cause everyone is mashed up

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Squirmy - slang

when you hold a girl down and shoot skeet on her somewhere you know she dont like!(the hair,face etc..)

last night i held marcy down and gave her a squirmy. i blew nut all in her hair!

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Squirmy

when u tickle ur significant other and they squirm and hate it

joseph you're so squirmy let me tickle you

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Squirmy

the act of watching two people have sex in the same room that u are in.

"aw man, the other night billy and jenny were fuckin on my couch and i was too lazy to leave so i just pulled a squirmy on them."

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Squirmy

Kinkily devious and/or cunning.

Bugger, he's one squirmy dude.

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