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What is spritzer?
When your girl is in the doggy style position while you are munching her box and she rips a fart that wafts directly up your nose.
Damn Cassie, you really caught me off guard last night when you gave me that Cleveland spritzer... I still smell last nights flavor, garlic and ass!
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Spritzer - what is it?
The act of shoving mentos in a coca cola bottle then sticking it into a girls butt hole. This will make an explosion of soda, causing an in-describable orgasm.
You gave me the best ultimate spritzer last nite.
What does "spritzer" mean?
When in Chicago, a homeless man jumps out of a dumpster and ejaculates on you.
Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.
Spritzer - what does it mean?
A drink created by a black stripper shoving a squirt bottle of Deer Park water directly into her pussy and then shooting it back out like a water fountain. The correct way to drink a Grape Spritzer is to get your head in close to the pussy and start lapping, like a dog over a sprinkler.
Hey man, let's get Shanice and her friend Indigo back over here and get another Grape Spritzer.
Spritzer - meaning
An act in which you spritz a lemon wedge in the woman’s eye before you climax.
I gave her the spritzer last night, she loved the zest.
Spritzer - definition
When you sneeze and piss yourself at the same time.
Oh my God, dude! I just let out a spritzer!
Spritzer - slang
1. A drink made with wine and carbonated water and, usually consumed by females.
2. A word used to describe the act of shooting your load over females faces more generally known as a Facial.
1a. 'Pour me a tall drink of wine and soda please kind sir'?
1b. 'Certainly young lady'.
2a. 'Yeah, give me your love potion baby, all over my face'.
2b. 'Here it comes...SPRITZERRRRRR'
(Phrase must be yelled at the moment of facial decoration for maxium effect.)
Spritzer
a glass of wine mixed with carbonated water(not to be confused with champagne)
I ain't having another spritzer.
Spritzer
n. A bottle that squirt, sprays, mists or "spritzes" liquids. It is often used as for cleaning purposes, and is the cooler cousin of spray bottles.
v. to spritze, or spray, a fluid
-"Honey, have you seen the spritzer? I "want" to clean the windows."
-"My cat kept climbing on my desk, so I've started spritzing him when he does."
Spritzer
A mixed drink made with wine and carbonated water usually
consumed by females
Lee loved to drink a spritzer before a night out at fluffy