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What is spritz?
When a small amount of diarrhea unexpectedly sprays out from being startled.
Damn, dude! You just made my schnauzer shit spritz all over the wall!
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Spritz - what is it?
Using a Cheerwine soft drink, a carbonated beverage native to Salisbury, NC to douche or give an enema. This is particularly common after a Whiz dogg.
My girl was so gooey after the Whiz dogg, I decided to give her a Salisbury Spritz and clean up a bit.
What does "spritz" mean?
When someone is tailgating you driving down the road and you unload a tank of washer fluid on them. Also can be used for unruly pedestrians or middle aged bald guys in convertibles.
That tailgater was driving so close to me I ran my tank of washer fluid dry spritzing his car.
Spritz - what does it mean?
A synonym for being absolutely hammered, plastered, wasted, wrecked, pissed (UK), or just plain ol' drunk.
Henry is having a rough morning because he got absolutely spritzed last night.
Spritz - meaning
Any Claymate's must-have accessory when engaging in any Clay Aiken, viewing, listening, and most importantly MEETING!!! It is used to cool off and refresh the subsequenly hot and bothered!
Look at that great "Waldo" pic.....eeeeks I need a spritz!
Spritz - definition
Don't worry, I won't take long to get ready... I'm just taking a quick spritz, not a full shower.
Spritz - slang
A form of watersports. Performed by straddling a waterless bathtub and urinating on an individual laying face up in the tub.
Roger enjoyed a good spritzing. His girlfriend would straddle the tub and soak him from head to toe.
Spritz
When one or more persons inserts fingers into anothers rectum and rapidly moves their fingers back and forth causing fecal matter to expel in a spray paint type fashion all over the room.
"Ew Richie why do you smell so bad???"
"Sorry, Brittany and I were spritzing earlier."
Spritz
When having to go to the bathroom (#1) and you can't reach a potty with out peeing your pants so you let a little out to relieve the pressure. DO NOT USE IF YOU HAVE TO GO #2 STYLE!
Dude I was locked out of my house and I had to go pee so bad. I let a spritz or two out before my dad got home.
Spritz
cum or semen ejaculated.
i want to spritz in your eye